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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 July 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 669
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About starkillerm : Nothing because I'm not here to be known

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Today, trying to take initiative, I wore nothing but an apron and led my husband to the kitchen by his knob to have some fun. I tripped on the floor and used his knob to keep balance. FML

#8797344
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20234) - you deserved it (6812)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:22am - intimacy - by Sorry (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML

#7583250
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36358) - you deserved it (11840)

On 01/26/2010 at 1:05am - love - by Eagle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML

#7583250
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36358) - you deserved it (11840)

On 01/26/2010 at 1:05am - love - by Eagle (woman) - United States (California)



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