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staggerlee
  • Town/Country : Escanaba, MI
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 April 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 176
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Today, I totalled my car. I flipped it over on the freeway and broke my collarbone in the process. I was in extreme pain and unable to move. It took the ambulance an hour to get there in rush hour traffic. The song repeating on my iPod was, "Don't Worry, be Happy." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28938) - you deserved it (3665)

On 11/04/2009 at 12:18am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got a phone call from my dad that I haven't heard from in months. I didn't answer, but it left me an accidental voicemail saying "Oh s***, I didn't mean to call her!" FML

#6145553 (51)

I agree, your life sucks (23074) - you deserved it (1415)

On 11/04/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by assdialed. (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML

#6134962 (217)

I agree, your life sucks (36275) - you deserved it (3077)

On 11/03/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by doglover (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26475) - you deserved it (2148)

On 11/01/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by WasteOfTime (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26650) - you deserved it (4037)

On 10/31/2009 at 11:59am - misc - by Okay (woman) - United States (New York)



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