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Today, I was cutting a bagel, only to slice the back of my hand with the knife. As I grabbed paper towels to clean up the blood, I noticed that the bagel was pre-sliced. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28260) - you deserved it (76212)

On 03/22/2009 at 2:43pm - health - by IHateBagels (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (172792) - you deserved it (30325)

On 03/22/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML

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On 03/20/2009 at 2:11am - intimacy - by firsttimer69 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
318 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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On 02/02/2009 at 6:04am - love - by unbelievable - United States (California)



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