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st333ph

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8229
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About st333ph : So I guess one of my awkward and ridiculous comments brought you here. Well here's some info.

I'm fifteen. I'm a swimmer currently in high school.
I read FML's simply when I'm bored or when I'm just feeling like I don't want to do my work. Or I'm about to go to sleep or I'm doing my business on the toilet.

Sarcasm is what usually comes out of my mouth 88% of the time, sometimes a little too blunt 12% of the time.

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st333ph's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to convince my 28-year-old boyfriend to take down his booger wall. FML

#19584469
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20540) - you deserved it (4865)

On 05/06/2012 at 10:03pm - misc - by fock (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up, except my fiancé. FML

#19575941
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44140) - you deserved it (2774)

On 05/05/2012 at 3:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

#19572377
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13240) - you deserved it (41574)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

#19566058
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11068) - you deserved it (27183)

On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States

Today, I was visiting my 8-year-old nephew. He told me he learned about fire safety, so I asked him what he'd do if there were a fire right now. He pushed me out of the way and I fell, then he ran over me and out the front door, leaving me on the floor in pain. FML

#19555079
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19019) - you deserved it (3729)

On 04/30/2012 at 8:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML

#19525636
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18310) - you deserved it (9296)

On 04/25/2012 at 12:50am - misc - by unfortunate (woman) - Sweden

Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML

#19514086
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24527) - you deserved it (1894)

On 04/22/2012 at 10:43pm - love - by jack - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML

#19511225
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22516) - you deserved it (2407)

On 04/22/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML

#19510821
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19077) - you deserved it (26558)

On 04/22/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by stoggie96 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

#19509709
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26732) - you deserved it (11036)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

Today, my husband drew a penis on every one of my cigarettes. It's a new pack. FML

#19508691
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8079) - you deserved it (63783)

On 04/21/2012 at 11:15pm - misc - by Jenn P (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found myself humming a Skrillex ditty all day. I'm beginning to wonder if I've had some sort of stroke. FML

#19497404
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13698) - you deserved it (5154)

On 04/19/2012 at 8:12pm - misc - by WTF? (man) - United States

Today, I was on a first date. She asked what I do, so I replied "I create adverts." She then yelled, "F**k you" and left. FML

#19488696
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21804) - you deserved it (4112)

On 04/18/2012 at 4:48am - love - by James C (man) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML

#19460207
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8760) - you deserved it (25543)

On 04/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML

#19443097
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37867) - you deserved it (2947)

On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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