About St333ph
So I guess one of my awkward and ridiculous comments brought you here. Well here's some info. I'm fifteen. I'm a swimmer currently in high school. I read FML's simply when I'm bored or when I'm just feeling like I don't want to do my work. Or I'm about to go to sleep or I'm doing my business on the toilet. Sarcasm is what usually comes out of my mouth 88% of the time, sometimes a little too blunt 12% of the time.
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St333ph's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!". I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 16 November 2013 10:06 / United States - Rockford

Today, I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to help him get to sleep. He turned his head and asked, "Daddy, why do you suck so much?" FML

By I don't know, son - / Saturday 16 November 2013 01:53 / Canada - Toronto

Today, in the small hours of the morning, my roommate's boyfriend kicked his foot through the thin wall separating our bedrooms during sex. They didn't even stop. FML

By BreakingTheMood - / Wednesday 13 November 2013 18:08 / Finland - Vanda

Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML

By CanWeAllGetOne / Wednesday 13 November 2013 06:40 / United States - Houston

Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML

By icyrebel25 / Tuesday 12 November 2013 23:57 / United States - Mckinney