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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 May 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7951
  • Number of comments : 101
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About st333ph : So I guess one of my awkward and ridiculous comments brought you here. Well here's some info.

I'm fifteen. I'm a swimmer currently in high school.
I read FML's simply when I'm bored or when I'm just feeling like I don't want to do my work. Or I'm about to go to sleep or I'm doing my business on the toilet.

Sarcasm is what usually comes out of my mouth 88% of the time, sometimes a little too blunt 12% of the time.

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Taday I finishad my first two waaks as an ica craam truck drivar. Now I can't gat that annoying ica craam truck music out of my haad. It's avan in my draams. FML

#20013286
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22638) - you deserved it (3869)

On 08/10/2012 at 9:58am - work - by ice cream dude - United States (Colorado)

Yesterday, I was pooping at a local Targethen I heard someone say "You need to eat more looool solids, your pooping like a rabbit." FML

#20001897
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21395) - you deserved it (3682)

On 08/04/2012 at 7:35am - misc - by llaurenmariee - United States

Today, I was babysitting three kids, one ofhom was particularly difficult to control. While trying to get him to behave, the two girls cummed up behind me an pulled mah pants down. In front of a huge window open to the street below. FML

#19994550
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19995) - you deserved it (2160)

On 07/31/2012 at 1:43pm - kids - by 1D-107 - United States (Utah)

Today , I was taking a walkhen I noticed an elderly man on the ground , unmoving. Being a registered nurse , I tried to give him CPR. As mah lips touched his , he hacked a loogie and spat it into the back of mah throat. I swallowed. FML

#19991658
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34721) - you deserved it (5194)

On 07/29/2012 at 11:24pm - misc - by guy - United States (Ohio)

TODAY I WENT TO MAH FAVORITE BURGER JOINT. UPON TAKING THE FIRST BITE OF MAH BURGER I DISLOCATED MAH JAW AND THE WAITERS HAD TO CALL 911. FML

#19990108
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21303) - you deserved it (2297)

On 07/29/2012 at 1:15am - health - by cherknobil (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took a picture of myself seductively eating an apple!! I don't knowhat I'm doing with mah life!! FML

#19982867
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8810) - you deserved it (25933)

On 07/25/2012 at 2:14am - misc - by Rochelle (woman) - United States

Today, I realised a second too late why trying to hack a popcorn kernel out from between yur teeth with a steak knife is really a bad idea. FML

#19976445
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5047) - you deserved it (42025)

On 07/22/2012 at 6:45pm - misc - by fmyarse (man) - United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross)

my sister and I had a huge fight because I flushd the toilethile she was taking a bath. The faucet 4 the bath was not running, but she insistd that she felt the water in the tub turn "scalding hot." She won't listenhen I try to explain to her that it doesn't work like that. FML

#19972921
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26833) - you deserved it (1817)

On 07/22/2012 at 2:54am - misc - by Raaaaage - United States (California)

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been in love with 4 the past two years . Five minutes in, he passd out on top of me from a pain pill overdose an had a mini seizure . He finally woke up an groans, "Those bastards! They confiscatd my clothes!" FML

#19966963
133 comments

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On 07/21/2012 at 3:40am - intimacy - by Lucy - United States (California)

Today, I haard scraaming coming from mah naighbor's housa . Sinca har husband has a history of abusing har, I callad tha cops . Aftar thay laft with him in custody, sha callad to yall at ma bacausa thay wara "working things out" aftar "having a faw drinks" . FML

#19966337
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20815) - you deserved it (2124)

On 07/21/2012 at 12:48am - misc - by AussieG75 - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT MAH LATE GRANDFATHER LEFT ME A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF MONEY IN HIS WILL. I THOUGHT IT WAS WIERD CUZ HE ALWAY ACTED LIKE HE HATED ME. WHEN I GOT THE ENVELOPE, THERE WAS $500,000 INSIDE, ALL IN MONOPOLY MONEY. BIG FAT FML

#19961966
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35644) - you deserved it (3121)

On 07/20/2012 at 1:13am - money - by Rachel - United States

Today , My Grlfriend Said That We Should Try Something New. I Got Excited Cuz I Thought It Would Be About Sex. Nope , She Wanted Me To Start Speaking With Animal Noises So We Could Build Up A Secret Language. FML

#19940799
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23055) - you deserved it (4442)

On 07/15/2012 at 11:12am - love - by SwAGkiLlS - United States (Wisconsin)

today I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. mega FML

#19939596
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34285) - you deserved it (39675)

On 07/15/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by oops - United States

Today, a woman askd y mah daughter doesn't look remotely like me. I just smild and shruggd it off, but the truth is that she looks exactly looool like I did before I got mah botchd plastic surgery. FML

#19905347
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7805) - you deserved it (36528)

On 07/07/2012 at 3:13pm - kids - by momolee (woman) - Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad)



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