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About st333ph : So I guess one of my awkward and ridiculous comments brought you here. Well here's some info.
I'm fifteen. I'm a swimmer currently in high school.
I read FML's simply when I'm bored or when I'm just feeling like I don't want to do my work. Or I'm about to go to sleep or I'm doing my business on the toilet.
Sarcasm is what usually comes out of my mouth 88% of the time, sometimes a little too blunt 12% of the time.
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Yesterday , I was at the gym , when a pretty overweight guy startd staring an eventually taunting me. Let me tell you , lines such as ( Lay off the cake , fatty! ) an ( I can see yur gut hanging out yur ass , fir fuck's sake! ) don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
Today... I was enjoying a looool romantic cuddle on the couch with mah boyfriend... when he suddenly decidd to lift up mah shirt... stick his face into mah boobs... an go all Darth Vader on me. This includd heavy breathing an phrases such as... ( Amber... I am yur boyfriend. ) real FML
Today... I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling... but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift... I passed out... fell off my stand... and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML
Taday I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying an getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone an got home , the first thing I heard was mah grandpa telling mah dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML
today I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume fir there friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. fat FML
Today, I was drawing while on the train, when a very good-looking woman lookd at mah work and said, ( Wow, she's pretty. Is it supposd to be me? ) She said it in a flirty tone, but before I could stop myself, I'd said ( nah, it's just a generic face ). FML
Today... I was giving boyfriend head on the living room couch. Apparently his two cats didn't approve... an they startd attacking face. Luckily 4 him... since boyfriend was holding head down... his privates didn't get a scratch. FML
Friday 27 March 2015