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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 May 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of comments : 101
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About st333ph : So I guess one of my awkward and ridiculous comments brought you here. Well here's some info.

I'm fifteen. I'm a swimmer currently in high school.
I read FML's simply when I'm bored or when I'm just feeling like I don't want to do my work. Or I'm about to go to sleep or I'm doing my business on the toilet.

Sarcasm is what usually comes out of my mouth 88% of the time, sometimes a little too blunt 12% of the time.

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Today, I bought the only cat on Earth that doesn't lyk chasing after a laser dot. Goodbye, hours of sick, sick entertainment. FML

#20026951
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12209) - you deserved it (22696)

On 08/17/2012 at 7:33pm - animals - by lonelygirl (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, at age eighteen, I finished moving out of parents' house an into own. The only person to even remotely give a shit was sister, an that was only cuz I was taking the cat with me. FML

#20026624
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20090) - you deserved it (2002)

On 08/17/2012 at 3:55pm - misc - by CollegeBound (man) - United States (New York)

Today, at age eighteen, I finished moving out of parents' house an into own. The only person to even remotely give a shit was sister, an that was only cuz I was taking the cat with me. FML

#20026624
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20090) - you deserved it (2002)

On 08/17/2012 at 3:55pm - misc - by CollegeBound (man) - United States (New York)

Yesterday , I was at the gym , when a pretty overweight guy startd staring an eventually taunting me. Let me tell you , lines such as ( Lay off the cake , fatty! ) an ( I can see yur gut hanging out yur ass , fir fuck's sake! ) don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML

#20026361
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23541) - you deserved it (2402)

On 08/17/2012 at 12:27pm - misc - by fuckoffandfuckoffagainyoucunt (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I was doing mah laundry and I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke mah nose on the washer.

#20025943
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8627) - you deserved it (21481)

On 08/17/2012 at 3:30am - misc - by Megan - United States (Arkansas)

Today, mah boyfriend was coming home after a month of being away. When I heard him knock on the door, I rushd to open it and jumpd into his arms fir a hug. It wasn't him; it was the mailman. FML

Today, I was so bord that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. big fat FML

#20024681
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31406) - you deserved it (7504)

On 08/16/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cardsftw - United States (California)

Today, my aunt borrowed my favorite shirt. Don't worry, she returned it. Complete with jizz stains. mega FML

#20024649
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34581) - you deserved it (3323)

On 08/16/2012 at 3:28pm - intimacy - by itwasmyfavoriteshirt - United States (Arkansas)

Today... I was enjoying a looool romantic cuddle on the couch with mah boyfriend... when he suddenly decidd to lift up mah shirt... stick his face into mah boobs... an go all Darth Vader on me. This includd heavy breathing an phrases such as... ( Amber... I am yur boyfriend. ) real FML

#20024327
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25006) - you deserved it (6360)

On 08/16/2012 at 11:16am - love - by Amberain (woman) - United Kingdom (Halton)

Today, I was T-bonedhile going through an intersection. The guyho hit me accused me of not using my turn signal. I was going straight. fat FML

#20024180
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25131) - you deserved it (1360)

On 08/16/2012 at 8:10am - misc - by mdp624 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling... but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift... I passed out... fell off my stand... and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML

#20024083
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20128) - you deserved it (2334)

On 08/16/2012 at 5:57am - work - by Soap0015 - United States

Taday I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying an getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone an got home , the first thing I heard was mah grandpa telling mah dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML

#20023096
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34073) - you deserved it (2868)

On 08/15/2012 at 6:52pm - intimacy - by what the FUCK (woman) - United States (Illinois)

today I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume fir there friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. fat FML

#20022923
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22439) - you deserved it (3900)

On 08/15/2012 at 5:14pm - misc - by ShowerStar (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was drawing while on the train, when a very good-looking woman lookd at mah work and said, ( Wow, she's pretty. Is it supposd to be me? ) She said it in a flirty tone, but before I could stop myself, I'd said ( nah, it's just a generic face ). FML

#20022605
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19511) - you deserved it (9366)

On 08/15/2012 at 1:41pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I was giving boyfriend head on the living room couch. Apparently his two cats didn't approve... an they startd attacking face. Luckily 4 him... since boyfriend was holding head down... his privates didn't get a scratch. FML

#20022569
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26288) - you deserved it (4886)

On 08/15/2012 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)



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