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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7952
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About st333ph : So I guess one of my awkward and ridiculous comments brought you here. Well here's some info.

I'm fifteen. I'm a swimmer currently in high school.
I read FML's simply when I'm bored or when I'm just feeling like I don't want to do my work. Or I'm about to go to sleep or I'm doing my business on the toilet.

Sarcasm is what usually comes out of my mouth 88% of the time, sometimes a little too blunt 12% of the time.

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2day mah doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts fir hours looool after I have an orgasm. FML

#20798770
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67762) - you deserved it (4001)

On 07/23/2013 at 1:17am - intimacy - by amanda (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was getting freaky wit my boyfriend and told im to spank me. In a seductive voice, e told me not to tell im wat to do. Continuing, I askd im ow e was going to punis me, to wic e ten replid, "I'm going to punc u straigt in te face." FML

#20798640
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56361) - you deserved it (12018)

On 07/23/2013 at 12:04am - intimacy - by suckstosuck (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from the police . Apparently my son tried robbing a teenage couple, but wound up getting his ass beat by both of them . I don't know what's worse, that my 32-year-old son is a criminal, or that he got it handed to him by 15-year-olds . real FML

#20797971
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42320) - you deserved it (4995)

On 07/22/2013 at 5:06pm - kids - by Parentalfailure (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , boyfriend posted a screensot from a porno on Facebook , cuz te girl in it looked freakisly similar to me. My dad commented , asking 4 a link to te video. mega FML

#20797729
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52546) - you deserved it (4069)

On 07/22/2013 at 3:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)

Yesterday, I won an award fir Employee of the Month. Shocked, I asked mah boss if he'd gotten mah name mixed up or something. He had. FML

#20797671
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43424) - you deserved it (9702)

On 07/22/2013 at 2:29pm - work - by FUCK (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at Walmart . A guy in a mobility scootar bumpd into ma, than told ma to ( gat tha fuck out of tha way . ) Whan I told him to watch his mouth, ha got up and shovd ma into a shalf . Just a faw minutas prior, ha'd yalld that ha was paralyzd from tha waist down . FML

#20797503
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47823) - you deserved it (3235)

On 07/22/2013 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I couldn't move without people talking to me about the "Royal Baby"!! It's like it's actually going to have an effect on mah life!! FML

#20797431
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41267) - you deserved it (5875)

On 07/22/2013 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I Was Reassuring Mah Grlfriend That I Wasn't Cheating On Her Because I Was Sneaking Around . I'm Actually Just Planning A Surprise Brthday Party For Her . During The Reassuring, I Accidentally Called Her Another Grl's Name . FML

#20797095
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51121) - you deserved it (27446)

On 07/22/2013 at 4:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today... after a church service... a man approached me as I was walking to my car. He had tears in his eyes an politely asked if I would pray with him. He asked if we could hold hands. As I reached out to hold his hands... the bitch snatched my purse an ran. FML

#20797008
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45381) - you deserved it (7929)

On 07/22/2013 at 3:09am - misc - by HillaryAngelic (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I ad to wake my mom up . Wile se was nakd . On te toilet . FML

TODAY, I JOKINGLY TOLD MAH FRIEND THAT WHEN A TREE SEEMS TO SWAY IN THE WIND, IT'S REALLY JUST HAVING AN ORGASM. NOT ONLY DID SHE BELIEVE ME, SHE'S BEEN SMUGLY INFORMING EVERYONE WE KNOW. SHE'S 26. I SEEM TO BE FRIENDS WITH AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT. REAL FML

#20795779
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39825) - you deserved it (5543)

On 07/21/2013 at 1:46pm - misc - by what have i done with my life (woman) - United States (New York)

my fiancé confrontd me about our wedding arrangements . Apparently, if he's not allowd to wear a duct-tape tuxedo and have a Jesus impersonator as his best man, the wedding is off .

I WENT TO SEE ONE OF MAH FAVORITE BANDS. THEY WERE HAVING SIGNINGS... BUT ONLY THE FRST ONE HUNDRD COULD GET ONE. WHEN I FINALLY GOT TO THE DESK... THEY SAID I WAS NUMBER HUNDRD AND ONE... AND TO GET LOST. FML

#20795083
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52690) - you deserved it (4119)

On 07/21/2013 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was on a bus an I was so exhausted that I fell asleep. According to a few other passengers, I nestled into the chest of the guy next to me, an hit him every time he made a noise. FML

#20795078
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41818) - you deserved it (9036)

On 07/21/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by accountnamevalid (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I Was Working The Drive-through At McDonald's. I Greeted A Customer With A, "Hi, How R U Doing Today?" His Response: "Better Than You." FML

#20795022
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48397) - you deserved it (7961)

On 07/21/2013 at 12:15am - work - by Anonymous - United States



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