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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7943
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About st333ph : So I guess one of my awkward and ridiculous comments brought you here. Well here's some info.

I'm fifteen. I'm a swimmer currently in high school.
I read FML's simply when I'm bored or when I'm just feeling like I don't want to do my work. Or I'm about to go to sleep or I'm doing my business on the toilet.

Sarcasm is what usually comes out of my mouth 88% of the time, sometimes a little too blunt 12% of the time.

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Tadayile running , I sped up to sow off 4 a cute female runner I'd seen before up aead. I passed er an not more tan a minute later se sprint past me. I couldn't catc up. Se not only looool out ran me , but waited to tell me it was a 'nice try'. mega FML

#8327951
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6729) - you deserved it (29683)

On 02/16/2010 at 1:32am - health - by Out Ran - United States (Iowa)

Today, I took my best friend to an 80's party . She drank too much and endd up puking all over the interior and exterior of my car as well as inside my right legwarmer on the 30 mile trip back home .

#8293318
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19139) - you deserved it (4093)

On 02/15/2010 at 9:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, Mah Wife Cummd Home Drunk, Telling Me All About This Amazing Man She Met At The Club With Her Friends, And How She Wantd To Have Sex With Him But Couldn't Because She Was On Her Period. What A Present. FML

#8266626
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26099) - you deserved it (2129)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, mah grlfriend was really depressd. I listd the top 50 reasons why I love her. Her response was ( thanks for that but seriously, this video on youtube is hilarious. ) I couldn't cheer her up but apparently a 10 second video of a dog running in crcles can. FML

#8238401
164 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 3:48am - love - by Samson (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I went to a crowded Walmart with a hot new grl I'm dating !! It was raining an we had to park far from the entrance !! As soon as we get out of my car, she starts sprinting to get out of the rain !! I run to catch up an slip on a metal plate, an do a reverse superman onto my ass !! real FML

#8220322
89 comments

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On 02/13/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by Decker (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the store an bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having rd, peeling, an painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. mega FML

#8094322
105 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 3:59pm - health - by anonymous - United States

2day while cleaning around the house , I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confrontd my husband about it , which turnd into a massive fight. It turnd out that the bra actually belongd to my son’s grlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML

#8088886
165 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 12:24pm - kids - by Anonymous - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, mah boyfriend confessd to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay fir his own tattoos. We've been together fir two yeres. mega FML

#8042728
129 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 3:14am - love - by estephi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom!! A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently!! Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time!! I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts!! FML

#8038027
127 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by wurtabang - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that, if timd just right, the alarm function on mah phone can be disabld by a text message. And mah dad has an impeccable sense of timing. I was 20 minutes late 4 work. FML

#7974349
86 comments

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On 02/07/2010 at 1:58pm - work - by Ishii (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY... I TOOK MAH CAT TO THE VET. HE SAID HE FELT A STRANGE LUMP THAT COULD BE SERIOUS. I GOT REALLY UPSET AND PICKD HER UP... CRYING. THE VET THEN TOLD ME I HAD TO PUT HER DOWN. ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATD BY HAVING TO EUTHANIZE MAH CAT... I PASSD OUT. HE MEANT I HAD TO PUT HER BACK ON THE TABLE. FML

#7932396
154 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 10:19am - animals - by sadcat (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friend when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet . Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out ( it's too quiet! ) apparently it was a moment of silence 4 a teacher that had recently died . FML

#7889872
149 comments

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On 02/04/2010 at 10:12pm - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah boyfriend informd me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infectd!! big fat FML

#7870282
262 comments

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On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I Want Indoor Rock Climbing With My Uncla And His 5 Yaar-old Grl . I'm About Halfway Up Tha Hardast Ascanthan My Arm Cramps Up . As I Stratchad My Arm, My Cousin Yalls Up At Ma In Har Tiny Voica, "Prova You'ra A Man And Climb That Wall!" I Fall Off . I Was Amasculatad By A 5 Yaar-old . FML

#7821444
43 comments

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On 02/02/2010 at 7:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday, I Walked In On My Boyfriend Watching A Home Made Sex Tape He Had Previously Made With His Ex-grlfriend. What's Worse Than Him Jerking Off To It? He Was Crying And Hugging A Pillow. FML

#7811688
221 comments

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On 02/02/2010 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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