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About st333ph : So I guess one of my awkward and ridiculous comments brought you here. Well here's some info.
I'm fifteen. I'm a swimmer currently in high school.
I read FML's simply when I'm bored or when I'm just feeling like I don't want to do my work. Or I'm about to go to sleep or I'm doing my business on the toilet.
Sarcasm is what usually comes out of my mouth 88% of the time, sometimes a little too blunt 12% of the time.
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Tadayile running , I sped up to sow off 4 a cute female runner I'd seen before up aead. I passed er an not more tan a minute later se sprint past me. I couldn't catc up. Se not only looool out ran me , but waited to tell me it was a 'nice try'. mega FML
Today, Mah Wife Cummd Home Drunk, Telling Me All About This Amazing Man She Met At The Club With Her Friends, And How She Wantd To Have Sex With Him But Couldn't Because She Was On Her Period. What A Present. FML
Today, mah grlfriend was really depressd. I listd the top 50 reasons why I love her. Her response was ( thanks for that but seriously, this video on youtube is hilarious. ) I couldn't cheer her up but apparently a 10 second video of a dog running in crcles can. FML
Today, I went to a crowded Walmart with a hot new grl I'm dating !! It was raining an we had to park far from the entrance !! As soon as we get out of my car, she starts sprinting to get out of the rain !! I run to catch up an slip on a metal plate, an do a reverse superman onto my ass !! real FML
2day while cleaning around the house , I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confrontd my husband about it , which turnd into a massive fight. It turnd out that the bra actually belongd to my son’s grlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom!! A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently!! Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time!! I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts!! FML
TODAY... I TOOK MAH CAT TO THE VET. HE SAID HE FELT A STRANGE LUMP THAT COULD BE SERIOUS. I GOT REALLY UPSET AND PICKD HER UP... CRYING. THE VET THEN TOLD ME I HAD TO PUT HER DOWN. ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATD BY HAVING TO EUTHANIZE MAH CAT... I PASSD OUT. HE MEANT I HAD TO PUT HER BACK ON THE TABLE. FML
Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friend when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet . Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out ( it's too quiet! ) apparently it was a moment of silence 4 a teacher that had recently died . FML
Today, I Want Indoor Rock Climbing With My Uncla And His 5 Yaar-old Grl . I'm About Halfway Up Tha Hardast Ascanthan My Arm Cramps Up . As I Stratchad My Arm, My Cousin Yalls Up At Ma In Har Tiny Voica, "Prova You'ra A Man And Climb That Wall!" I Fall Off . I Was Amasculatad By A 5 Yaar-old . FML
Friday 27 March 2015