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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 May 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7942
  • Number of comments : 101
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About st333ph : So I guess one of my awkward and ridiculous comments brought you here. Well here's some info.

I'm fifteen. I'm a swimmer currently in high school.
I read FML's simply when I'm bored or when I'm just feeling like I don't want to do my work. Or I'm about to go to sleep or I'm doing my business on the toilet.

Sarcasm is what usually comes out of my mouth 88% of the time, sometimes a little too blunt 12% of the time.

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Today, I was looool working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML

#14899477
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25277) - you deserved it (4724)

On 02/08/2011 at 7:30pm - misc - by nomoreart (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today... I got a call from mah daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her wat was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. fat FML

Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, cuz mah stomach has been hurting for a few months . To wish me luck, one of mah friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach . I threw up blood . mega FML

#14893456
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45343) - you deserved it (2856)

On 02/08/2011 at 7:48am - health - by soccerscout7 -

Today, I found out that my sistar is going to spand tha last two months of har pragancy in my housa to ba with my mothar. Sha's bringing with har har thraa wild childran. Tha visit also happans to coincida with my and of yaar axaminations in May and Juna. maga FML

#14851540
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30587) - you deserved it (2878)

On 02/05/2011 at 11:33am - kids - by stressedandcrowded (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, Mah 400 Pound Roommata Brought Homa A 400 Pound Guy. Now Thara's 800 Pounds Of Sax Going On In Tha Naxt Room, And It Sounds Lyk Tha Invasion Of Normandy In Thara. FML

#14835077
272 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today... I woke up from my oneymoon to discover te love of my life is a bed wetter. FML

#14813959
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35750) - you deserved it (8739)

On 02/02/2011 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, after tree weeks of putting it off, I decidd to ask out te girl I've ad a major crus on since tird grade. Wen I told er, se smild, but ten quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" fat FML

#14811207
80 comments

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On 02/02/2011 at 12:11pm - love - by straightasaneedle (man) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, I was pissed tat I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I ten got pulled over by te cops for using my pone, and was fined £120. FML

#14807320
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9304) - you deserved it (64903)

On 02/02/2011 at 2:12am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Yesterday, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

#14797258
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8375) - you deserved it (62223)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Brea - United States (Missouri)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Told Me The Thing That Gets Him Really Horny . Apple Sauce . FML

#14786538
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29732) - you deserved it (5197)

On 01/31/2011 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me cuz she met someone else on World of looool Warcraft . I've been paying 4 her subscription . FML

#14783005
249 comments

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On 01/31/2011 at 12:58am - love - by Thanh Quang -

Today , I got pulled over by a cop. Since mah window wasn't working , I opened the door , causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing mah window was broken , he laughed an let me off with a warning. FML

#14742129
163 comments

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On 01/28/2011 at 10:43am - misc - by NotoriousSRJ (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today at work ilst on old to an important client I said to my co-workers "F*cking ell tis woman sounds ig as looool a kite". I eard a coug on te oter end of te pone. All calls r recorded. fat FML

#14729337
32 comments

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On 01/27/2011 at 6:20am - work - by GHTD (man) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, I was walking to bed in fancy panties and a tight black tank top . My husband exclaimed, "This is the best part about being a grown up!" He was talking about the ice cream he was eating in bed . FML

#14698486
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29148) - you deserved it (4246)

On 01/24/2011 at 2:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I Went To See ( Black Swan ) Wit Ma Parents, Not Realizing Tat It Was Basically A Porno. So I Sat Next To Ma Dadile Mila Kunis An Natalie Portman Ad Passionate Lesbian Sex On A Twenty Foot Screen. And I'm Pretty Sure I Eard Te Old Guy Beind Us Jacking Off. FML

#14689182
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36768) - you deserved it (6659)

On 01/23/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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