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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9812
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About st333ph : So I guess one of my awkward and ridiculous comments brought you here. Well here's some info.

I'm fifteen. I'm a swimmer currently in high school.
I read FML's simply when I'm bored or when I'm just feeling like I don't want to do my work. Or I'm about to go to sleep or I'm doing my business on the toilet.

Sarcasm is what usually comes out of my mouth 88% of the time, sometimes a little too blunt 12% of the time.

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Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32640) - you deserved it (12405)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52790) - you deserved it (8212)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32324) - you deserved it (5734)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

#16561931
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18599) - you deserved it (40243)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

#16525505
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40735) - you deserved it (6369)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:44am - intimacy - by ... - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

#16519347
471 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11633) - you deserved it (118375)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML

#16515986
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31130) - you deserved it (7187)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm - love - by Jakub89 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

#16495261
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11406) - you deserved it (113883)

On 06/04/2011 at 5:36am - love - by PizzaBoySwag (man) - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

#16487727
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51392) - you deserved it (9913)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML

#16451971
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22747) - you deserved it (59032)

On 06/01/2011 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML

#16445488
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52189) - you deserved it (14134)

On 06/01/2011 at 12:28am - misc - by nofriends - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

#16418676
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35542) - you deserved it (15719)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

Today, my mom yelled at me for taking too long at a job interview, and that it was a waste of her time to drive me to it; I just quit my job, moved away from my boyfriend and the coast to help take care of her in Idaho. FML

#16338936
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32895) - you deserved it (4097)

On 05/25/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by kylie b -

Today, it's my birthday. At my workplace, we always get a cake for whoever's birthday it is. They somehow forgot about me. I've been working there for a year, and my grandparents and my dad own the restaurant I work at. FML

#16324475
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38413) - you deserved it (3127)

On 05/24/2011 at 3:55am - work - by birthdayfail -

Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who wears 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. FML

#16301651
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51020) - you deserved it (3955)

On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - kids - by Adoptee (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)



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