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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6763
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About st333ph : So I guess one of my awkward and ridiculous comments brought you here. Well here's some info.

I'm fifteen. I'm a swimmer currently in high school.
I read FML's simply when I'm bored or when I'm just feeling like I don't want to do my work. Or I'm about to go to sleep or I'm doing my business on the toilet.

Sarcasm is what usually comes out of my mouth 88% of the time, sometimes a little too blunt 12% of the time.

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st333ph's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML

#17184494
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12628) - you deserved it (69109)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:07am - love - by sarahbeth93 - United States (Mississippi)

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

#17180663
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31471) - you deserved it (5244)

On 07/19/2011 at 6:57pm - love - by nickrick12 - United States (Florida)

Today, I got robbed at the gas station I work at. After only getting $38 dollars out the register, the guy then steals my purse. It had my rent money in it. FML

#17160498
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34230) - you deserved it (3962)

On 07/18/2011 at 6:07am - work - by jennlikewhoa - United States

Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML

#17139539
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10911) - you deserved it (41527)

On 07/16/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML

#17134448
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39424) - you deserved it (4252)

On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML

#17134448
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39424) - you deserved it (4252)

On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was on the elevator at work. As it descended, a roach started scurrying about around my feet. I freaked out and started screaming, hitting the panic button without thinking. Now I'm facing a hefty fine for using the panic button when there wasn't a "real" emergency. FML

#17125481
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10493) - you deserved it (38870)

On 07/15/2011 at 6:24pm - work - by Meg - United States (Florida)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
471 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54748) - you deserved it (9328)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

#17109341
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31044) - you deserved it (5249)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

#17080145
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36583) - you deserved it (4447)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:46pm - misc - by ManInPain (man) - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

#17080127
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20066) - you deserved it (47795)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by sm702 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

#17063070
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58012) - you deserved it (2941)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my daughter asked why there was an X marked on a telephone pole. I told her they were going to remove it. She started crying and saying, "They can't kill the tree!" She is 16. FML

#17036042
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30758) - you deserved it (6911)

On 07/09/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by anon - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; she's my best mate's girlfriend. She tells him everything when drunk, and he's a black-belt in karate. This could officially be classified as torture. FML

#17012885
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33190) - you deserved it (5481)

On 07/07/2011 at 10:40am - love - by Junktown (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents house. FML

#17008164
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31632) - you deserved it (3215)

On 07/07/2011 at 12:04am - love - by independence (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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