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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10381
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About st333ph : So I guess one of my awkward and ridiculous comments brought you here. Well here's some info.

I'm fifteen. I'm a swimmer currently in high school.
I read FML's simply when I'm bored or when I'm just feeling like I don't want to do my work. Or I'm about to go to sleep or I'm doing my business on the toilet.

Sarcasm is what usually comes out of my mouth 88% of the time, sometimes a little too blunt 12% of the time.

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st333ph's favorite FMLs

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

#18811640
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39029) - you deserved it (3512)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I actually took pleasure in sniffing my armpits after 2 days of not showering. FML

#18783531
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7897) - you deserved it (37603)

On 01/12/2012 at 8:34am - health - by Anon (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

#18778372
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15446) - you deserved it (46457)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:49pm - misc - by ThatOneGirl646 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

#18753577
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33516) - you deserved it (6150)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:14am - love - by Whyme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML

#18744255
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54125) - you deserved it (4618)

On 01/08/2012 at 7:24am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I tried to discipline my two year old son. Whenever I do this, he starts pointing and imitating me, and I can't help but laugh. This explains why he never listens to me. FML

#18735409
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9561) - you deserved it (35258)

On 01/07/2012 at 12:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

#18728006
407 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32802) - you deserved it (4944)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office. People kept staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. Later, I realized my sister's puppies had chewed a noticeable hole in my pants' crotch. FML

#18706374
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26149) - you deserved it (5244)

On 01/04/2012 at 2:01pm - misc - by Angela (woman) - United States

Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML

#18697207
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15267) - you deserved it (26521)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:36pm - misc - by max (man) - United States (California)

Today, my friend set me up with a cute guy who is very germaphobic. So, I spent 4 hours cleaning my apartment. 2 minutes into the date, I sneezed. He politely told me he wasn't feeling well and left. FML

#18669836
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31221) - you deserved it (3426)

On 01/01/2012 at 12:41am - love - by upsetandannoyed - United States (New York)

Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML

#18662778
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16966) - you deserved it (29826)

On 12/31/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by atleese - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, my face went right into my room-mate's ballsack. Apparently it was funny. FML

#18625590
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36161) - you deserved it (5561)

On 12/27/2011 at 2:53pm - misc - by ericane27 - United States

Today, I had to share a car with my dad and stepmother. My stepmother managed to get hammered at lunch and spent the hour-long car trip drunkenly mistaking the heating controls for the radio. FML

#18599124
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21237) - you deserved it (2137)

On 12/24/2011 at 3:04pm - misc - by ambled - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

#18586470
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28796) - you deserved it (5210)

On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

#18578540
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14136) - you deserved it (65253)

On 12/22/2011 at 10:23am - work - by insomnia (woman) - United States



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