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srunano
  • Town/Country : Yay Area, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 May 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 2035
  • Number of comments : 440
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About srunano : I love to play soccer and street race (sometimes they don't play out as planned lol), play football and b-ball occasionally too. Love going to parties, especially the college parties at my college. I also like to meet new people and just have a chat.

So PM me and we can talk (BTW I am on the left in the pic doing the shot luge :D)

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Today, I spent all day and last night in the bathroom. The seafood I'd been keeping in the refrigerator apparently had gone bad, and is now intent on finding its every possible route to the Great Porcelain Whirlpool. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10408) - you deserved it (5290)

On 03/12/2010 at 4:44pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML

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On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)

Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML

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On 01/13/2010 at 11:42am - intimacy - by pleasedtomeetyou (woman) - United Kingdom



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