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sprocketlaunch
  • Town/Country : ShiKahr, Vulcan
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 September 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 360
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was working the lighting for a drama production. In the last scene, two characters realize they are in love and kiss, then the stage goes dark. I mixed up my settings, and instead of a blackout, flashing party lights started going off. 300 people turn around to stare at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13790) - you deserved it (32452)

On 08/04/2009 at 4:22pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

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On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told myself: "Go on you big geek, go outside, get some sun, get your ass away from in front of your PC, go for a walk". I finally muster the courage to leave my house. Without my keys. I've been in an internet cafe for four hours. FML

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On 12/15/2008 at 2:11am - misc - by Dr_JF - Sent from mobile version



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