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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 September 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 502
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML

#21475608
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23277) - you deserved it (1899)

On 10/03/2015 at 6:13am - love - by coward (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML

#14628920
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29998) - you deserved it (8353)

On 01/18/2011 at 6:07pm - misc - by sunshine19217 - United States (Florida)

Today, I filled out a 'perfect job placement' test, where you put down your skills, experience and education level and then it finds you jobs based on your abilities and areas of knowledge. No lie, the most compatible job they found for me was 'Dishwasher'. FML

#6145744
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29700) - you deserved it (5914)

On 11/04/2009 at 12:26am - work - by dishwasherforlife (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was working the lighting for a drama production. In the last scene, two characters realize they are in love and kiss, then the stage goes dark. I mixed up my settings, and instead of a blackout, flashing party lights started going off. 300 people turn around to stare at me. FML

#4285773
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17559) - you deserved it (37964)

On 08/04/2009 at 4:22pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56143) - you deserved it (6826)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told myself: "Go on you big geek, go outside, get some sun, get your ass away from in front of your PC, go for a walk". I finally muster the courage to leave my house. Without my keys. I've been in an internet cafe for four hours. FML

#519
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21722) - you deserved it (8561)

On 12/15/2008 at 2:11am - misc - by Dr_JF - Sent from mobile version



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