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Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while walking home, the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath like a pendulum has been forever burned into my retinas. FML

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On 07/29/2011 at 2:26pm - misc - by someone - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

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222 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 3:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I have a huge scab on my thigh. What from? My thighs rubbing together. FML

#17294151
252 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 2:09am - health - by lilykat84 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
223 comments

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On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML

#17277146
145 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 3:23am - intimacy - by SallyGeen (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

#17270186
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On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML

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On 07/26/2011 at 1:07pm - misc - by frankkathy - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

#17253981
244 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML

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127 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 12:14am - health - by sisi9999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

#17233282
275 comments

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On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
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On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, I was arrested. The policeman threw me to the ground because I wouldn't answer his questions. This was after he told me I had the "right to remain silent". FML

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On 07/23/2011 at 6:29am - misc - by tgd4444 (man) - Malaysia (Johor)

Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

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139 comments

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On 07/22/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Roode (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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354 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States



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