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Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

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97 comments

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On 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm - money - by KayDayParade - United States

Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML

#17589386
679 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30226) - you deserved it (49219)

On 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm - kids - by f*ckingdisgusted - United States

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37330) - you deserved it (3280)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML

#17557352
161 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 11:55am - kids - by Username - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I took my Catholic girlfriend home to meet my family for the first time. My brother thought it would be civil to spend over an hour insulting her religion and explaining in detail the many ways in which "the Force" is superior. FML

#17521930
86 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 6:36pm - love - by Jace - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML

Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML

#17516529
151 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by leftwardfoil (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML

#17513277
96 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm - health - by kaitylait (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

#17508595
231 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057
190 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, a cute guy in a bar came up to me, and we started chatting. I'm a natural blonde, and he commented on how nice my hair was. He then followed this up with, "Does the carpet match the curtains?" FML

#17485415
222 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 11:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

#17483730
229 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

#17457057
271 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML

#17447833
188 comments

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On 08/12/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by squishylog - United States (California)

Today, my car was broken into, and they stole all my CDs, but left my daughter's Black Eyed Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissed about the theft, but almost glad to see that the delinquents in my town have a decent taste in music. FML

#17444868
182 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 10:30pm - money - by Musicfan - United States (Pennsylvania)



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