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Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML

#16359645
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35835) - you deserved it (7046)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:03pm - animals - by KittenTime (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

#16342840
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47636) - you deserved it (5031)

On 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Brilliant... (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

#16341966
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49557) - you deserved it (9269)

On 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by Username - United States (California)

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

#16339516
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52123) - you deserved it (17641)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -

Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

#16331288
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55786) - you deserved it (8970)

On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)

Today, while I was mowing the lawn in my backyard, I ran over a glass bottle. My legs looked like a disco ball. FML

#16325650
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35759) - you deserved it (8689)

On 05/24/2011 at 8:33am - health - by tash (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

#16248002
222 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, it was my first day as an animal control officer. My first dispatch was to collect a dog that had been hit by a car. I had to clean up my dead dog on my first day of a job that barely pays rent. FML

#16245376
185 comments

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On 05/18/2011 at 10:48pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML

#16243559
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38032) - you deserved it (3795)

On 05/18/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Ally (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
347 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65497) - you deserved it (10133)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

#16113855
226 comments

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On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML

#16061392
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31797) - you deserved it (14884)

On 05/05/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by liynda - Canada

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

#16009360
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16114) - you deserved it (47500)

On 05/01/2011 at 8:21pm - animals - by Cassie -

Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML

#15948281
343 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69345) - you deserved it (7720)

On 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom



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