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spazzmckiwi
  • Town/Country : Atlanta, GA, U.S.A.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 February 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 4454
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (177995) - you deserved it (61464)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I lost 200 dollars while playing poker with my new sunglasses. Turns out you can see the cards in the reflection. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9458) - you deserved it (59956)

On 02/16/2009 at 10:25am - misc - by jwz (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML

#48184
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I agree, your life sucks (53291) - you deserved it (2603)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by blah (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

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71 comments

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On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

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On 02/04/2009 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by PlayTag (man) - United States (California)



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