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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 October 1987 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 658
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Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35535) - you deserved it (4926)

On 10/14/2014 at 1:17am - misc - by longdrive - United States (California)

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML


I agree, your life sucks (46220) - you deserved it (29477)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I let my coworker use my PC during lunch, because his was having problems. A few hours later, my boss called me into his office and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe my explanation. For fuck's sake, Dave. FML

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36407) - you deserved it (12802)

On 02/27/2014 at 6:59am - work - by doodler - United States (Texas)

Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53268) - you deserved it (6621)

On 01/30/2014 at 7:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML


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On 01/18/2014 at 1:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I'm moving from Arizona to Washington State with my 2 cats in my car. I've only just left and just learned that one cat gets carsick and the other stress farts. Only 956 more miles to go. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45347) - you deserved it (6128)

On 11/18/2013 at 6:47pm - animals - by Catcrap! - United States (California)

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML

Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49915) - you deserved it (8918)

On 11/03/2013 at 3:18pm - misc - by Argh (man) - France (Poitou-Charentes)

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML


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On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35878) - you deserved it (8486)

On 03/24/2013 at 3:35am - love - by whatchagonnado - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my father gave me his blessing to be married on one condition: that I keep my maiden name when I marry. My fiancé thought it would be "epic". My last name will be hyphenated to Cobb-Webb. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35225) - you deserved it (5864)

On 02/16/2013 at 10:27am - love - by MsCobb - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was taking a stroll in our yard, when my mother decided it would be hilarious to run me down with her Segway. FML


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On 02/08/2013 at 4:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML


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On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

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