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Today, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth and all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16745) - you deserved it (92374)

On 06/07/2009 at 9:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Free State)

Today, after masturbating in the shower, I heard my phone go off outside the bathroom. After my mom saw me get my phone to check my messages she said "I think you're addicted to that", to which I said "but it feels so good and every guy does it." She was talking about how I text people a lot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14276) - you deserved it (76563)

On 06/07/2009 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Jon (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (92956) - you deserved it (6057)

On 06/05/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by dumped (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML


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On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

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