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Today, I found out that not only has my father been cheating on my mother with another woman, but they have a child together with the same name as me. FML

By redbluegreen - / Sunday 9 August 2009 09:26 / United States

Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by a woman who was in the right lane. I ran off the road, taking out a fence and totaling my car. When the cops asked the woman what happened she responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 10 September 2009 16:36 / United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing 'It Wasn't Me' by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML

By shaggy - / Sunday 30 August 2009 21:26 / Canada

Today, after not having sex for nearly a year and a half, an opportunity arose. I couldn't get it up. FML

By 2yearsofHotSexThenThis - / Tuesday 25 August 2009 08:47 / New Zealand

Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML

By razgriz1 - / Thursday 20 August 2009 05:45 / United States