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soulman281
  • Town/Country : New Orleans, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 December 1993 (19 years)
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Today, while sharing a few beers on the couch with my boyfriend, he drunkenly uttered the fateful words, "Babe, if I could suck my own dick, you'd be single as HELL." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40584) - you deserved it (4405)

On 12/27/2012 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by well, i am now (woman) - United States

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39080) - you deserved it (8125) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/26/2012 at 11:04pm - love - by Bouh (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML

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On 12/15/2012 at 3:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML

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On 12/03/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by karmamaybe - United States (South Dakota)



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