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Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
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On 09/04/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by ironic driver - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
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On 09/04/2011 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty, when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here." from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML
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On 09/04/2011 at 12:16am - misc - by Pizza-less - United States (Washington)
Today, at work, my boss stared at me from behind while I was making hand gestures and noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML
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On 09/02/2011 at 3:48am - work - by dragos_dgt (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)
Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)
Today, I was mugged by three guys. I fought back, and knocked one down. This made them angry, so they stole my clothes as well. FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 11:24am - misc - by ScottishLad1 (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)
Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 10:02am - health - by Bigpoppa0507 - Canada
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't have sex with me because he doesn't want his mom "watching from heaven." FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 2:24am - intimacy - by girlsx2mom - United States
Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 5:19pm - health - by Stan - United States (California)
Today, my mother-in-law told my husband that I cannot stay in her house unless I can bring proof from a doctor that my allergy to cats is not contagious. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 2:47pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, my husband, who's a recovering alcoholic, and I are on holiday with our kids. He's decided he can have a few drinks because he deserves "a holiday too". He doesn't see why this should ruin ours. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 7:17am - misc - by happymum - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because 'it's chicken, not salmon'. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 4:33am - health - by SoupCanoe - United Kingdom (Hampshire)
Today, I started my shift as a cop, patrolling the streets on a bicycle. Everywhere I went, gangs of youths yelled stuff out at me, like "Bike twat", "Pig on wheels", "That's a girl's bike you muppet" and "Go on wanker, do a wheelie." FML
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On 08/28/2011 at 6:37pm - work - by Andrew - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, at my boyfriend's house, I met his mother for the first time. And promptly fell in their pond. FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 6:41am - love - by the girlfriend (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML
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On 08/25/2011 at 6:57pm - health - by ash - United States (Arkansas)
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