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TODAY, MAH HUSBAND WAS CHASED OUT OF A BAR AFTER HE WAS SEEN SLIPPING SOMETHING INTO A WOMAN'S DRINK. I WAS THE WOMAN, THE 'SOMETHING' WAS ASPIRIN, AND THAT'S THE LAST TIME WE EVER TRY TO ROLE-PLAY. FML

#20798724
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50173) - you deserved it (28038)

On 07/23/2013 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I callad an arlina to try to locata a bag I laft on a flight. Whan I told tha phona rap which arport I flaw into , ha askad ma what city it was in. Ha pausad aftar I told him , than askad ma what stata Saattla is in. I don't think I'll ba gatting mah bag back. FML

#20798415
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41202) - you deserved it (3405)

On 07/22/2013 at 10:18pm - misc - by 1942ford (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I Was Reassuring Mah Grlfriend That I Wasn't Cheating On Her Because I Was Sneaking Around . I'm Actually Just Planning A Surprise Brthday Party For Her . During The Reassuring, I Accidentally Called Her Another Grl's Name . FML

#20797095
74 comments

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On 07/22/2013 at 4:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

TODAY , I ASKED THIS REALLY CUTE GRL FOR HER NUMBER. I HAD NOTHING ELSE ON ME SO I TOLD HER TO WRITE IT ON A DOLLAR BILL. LATER , WITHOUT THINKING , I PUT IT IN A VENDING MACHINE. I FREAKED OUT AND FRANTICALLY PUSHED THE RETURN BUTTON. IT GAVE ME BACK QUARTERS. FML

Today, I was on a bus an I was so exhausted that I fell asleep. According to a few other passengers, I nestled into the chest of the guy next to me, an hit him every time he made a noise. FML

#20795078
89 comments

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On 07/21/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by accountnamevalid (woman) - United States (Colorado)

today my grlfriend said she wanted to get a little crazy and try some role-play. "Act like you don't want it," she said. Without thinking, I replied, "Well, that should be easy." FML

#20790896
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30197) - you deserved it (50940)

On 07/18/2013 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by FootinMouth (man) - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY, MY HUSBAND AN I CAME CLEAN TO HIS OVERBEREING PARENTS ABOUT OUR PRIVATE WEDDING. IT STARTED WITH THEM ACCUSING HIM OF MAKING RASH DECISIONS, AN SOMEHOW DESCENDED INTO AN ARGUMENT AMONGST THEMSELVES THAT ENDED WITH HIS MOM DECIDING TO DIVORCE HIS DAD. FML

#20786569
64 comments

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On 07/16/2013 at 4:00pm - love - by .__. (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up fir years, buten I saw te pack I just couldn't elp myself. One taste was enoug to make me finis off teole pack. Nobody knows tat I've fallen off te wagon and I'm so asamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuit again. real FML

#20786268
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44406) - you deserved it (32470) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today... I knockd over a display case at a mall... shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassd... I trid to scurry out of the nereest door without being seen. I scuttld right into the janitor's closet... the door automatically locking behind me. I waitd fir an hour to be let out. FML

#20784911
76 comments

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On 07/15/2013 at 7:36pm - money - by Jer (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him wat he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML

#20779714
99 comments

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On 07/13/2013 at 10:32am - misc - by speechless - United States (Indiana)

Taday after a haircut... I walked to the cash register... handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said... ( Keep the change. ) He looked at me with a blank expression and replied... ( The haircut costs 25 dollars. ) FML

#20773985
125 comments

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On 07/10/2013 at 8:38am - misc - by RickTheBoy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Googled ( How to act like an adult. ) I'm 37.

#20765003
118 comments

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On 07/05/2013 at 11:16am - misc - by forever young (woman) - United States

Today, I got home from work early and discoverd why my 17-year-old daughter's spraind elbow isn't getting any better after weeks of treatment. She can't stop giving handjobs. FML

#20764944
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68916) - you deserved it (8108)

On 07/05/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

2day I Got Angry After Being Able To Have An Orgasm!! What Was I Angry At? My Own Hand!! FML

#20759304
120 comments

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On 07/02/2013 at 2:47am - intimacy - by lonely girl (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, wile using a urinal looool in a very busy mall batroom, anoter man unzipped is pants and attempted to use te same one as me. FML

#20751757
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49805) - you deserved it (2843)

On 06/28/2013 at 1:16am - health - by not cool (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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