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Today I was out jogging. As I took a rest to have a drink of water a car pulled onto the sidewalk and bumped into me. Not just any car; my dad's car. He then drove away. FML

#20844605
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40657) - you deserved it (3437)

On 08/19/2013 at 12:00pm - misc - by FamilyLoving - United States (New York)

Today, I found mah dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I askd him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a grl. FML

#20844156
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46423) - you deserved it (2657)

On 08/19/2013 at 1:41am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Yesterday, one of the kids in my nieghborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

#20841455
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46088) - you deserved it (7512)

On 08/17/2013 at 6:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while discussing career prospect with mah mom, she suggested that I become a penis puppeteer, because "Let's face it, u play with it 24/7 . Why not make a career out of it?" Yeah, thanks . FML

#20838688
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36893) - you deserved it (12282)

On 08/15/2013 at 12:49pm - work - by kaynotentirelywrong (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, mah suparior gava ma a box of atharnat cablas which wara praviously attachd to mainframas storing classifid data. Ha raquastd I cut tham in half so that tha rasidual data would laak out. Not only doas this guy maka twica mah salary, thara was no convincing him otharwisa. Wa cut tham up.

today my grlfriend texted me "I think we should move in". Then ten seconds later she sent another text that said "Sorry typo. Move on". FML

Today... I raalizad tat ma angar problams ava gottan out of and...an I soutad "Fuck you!" at ma toastar. My mood swings and lonalinass ava also raacad a naw looool ig... avidantly... as ma naxt actions wara to apologiza to ta applianca and tan continua talking to it. FML

#20823279
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46668) - you deserved it (9138)

On 08/06/2013 at 2:19am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to mah boss's dinner party. My sister,ho also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kickd her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's babby crawling under the table. FML

#20823157
97 comments

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On 08/06/2013 at 1:07am - work - by offuckingcourse - Canada (Ontario)

Today... my dad walked in on me filming a Harlem Shake video. He stared 4 a moment... said "Son... I don't have a problem with homosexuals... but... nevermind." then shook his head and walked out. mega FML

#20806774
87 comments

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On 07/27/2013 at 6:43pm - misc - by ¬_¬ (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, my pone went off, reminding me to take my birt control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. Te ringtone ad been canged to my boyfriend singing "It's birt control time, birt control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

#20805312
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56353) - you deserved it (9340)

On 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm - misc - by turning red - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the frst time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "uh-huh," "not too bad," and "yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML

#20804720
159 comments

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On 07/26/2013 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by awkward (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends . We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like . Right as we started playing, 4 some unearthly reason mah body decided to let out a little pee . I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet . He did . real FML

#20804466
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53170) - you deserved it (17254)

On 07/26/2013 at 10:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today... I was in a training about the newest change in CPR. The trainer was discussing chest compression technique an said she prefer "good... fast... hard pumping." I was the only one who snickerd out loud... drawing several annoyd looks from the other trainees. I'm a 45-year-old doctor. big fat FML

#20803758
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39029) - you deserved it (18609)

On 07/25/2013 at 11:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at the store, when I saw mah boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see wat he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're 4 us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, an it's mah time of the month. FML

#20799401
114 comments

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On 07/23/2013 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by MenstruallyFrustrated - United States (Arizona)

2day mah doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts fir hours looool after I have an orgasm. FML

#20798770
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67762) - you deserved it (4001)

On 07/23/2013 at 1:17am - intimacy - by amanda (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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