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Today, I was at a Buddhist shrine and wanted to light a candle for my friend who's having a rough time, when I got stung by a bee. I spent the next hour with a swollen shoulder. How does karma work again? FML
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On 02/09/2012 at 6:05am - health - by thairsha (woman) - Japan
Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML
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On 02/09/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by Falcon - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was attacked by a bird at 3 in the morning. The bird was being attacked by an owl, and decided the safest place to land wasn't in a tree, but my face. No-one will believe me, despite the 12 stitches across my face. FML
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On 02/08/2012 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous -
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
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Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States
Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)
Today, at work, a customer threatened to punch me in the face because the store I work at doesn't have shopping baskets, only carts. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 1:12am - work - by chubbyreddevil - United States
Today, I was texting the guy I like. He's really smart, funny, athletic, and cute. This all changed when he told me he was jacking off. FML
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On 01/30/2012 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by idrathernotgiveoutmyname (woman) - Canada
Today, I was texting the guy I like. He's really smart, funny, athletic, and cute. This all changed when he told me he was jacking off. FML
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On 01/30/2012 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by idrathernotgiveoutmyname (woman) - Canada
Today, I drove home from work, only to find both my next-door neighbours loudly arguing in the middle of my driveway. I got out and asked them what the hell was going on, only to find out one of their inbred kids had put a brick through my back window, and each is claiming the other did it. FML
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On 01/30/2012 at 6:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by messyvictor - United States (California)
Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML
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On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, I tried to open a can with a potato peeler. For a minute I forgot what a can opener looked like. FML
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On 01/27/2012 at 11:30am - misc - by maryfaithh (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I tried to open a can with a potato peeler. For a minute I forgot what a can opener looked like. FML
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On 01/27/2012 at 11:30am - misc - by maryfaithh (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I woke up to the sound of a Suburban crashing through my fence and striking the tree in my front yard. After filling out the police report, the driver repeatedly asked me to give him a lift to work. He seemed confused by my speechlessness. FML
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On 01/22/2012 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)
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