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About sorryheadphones : Hey, I’m Nicole
I don’t really know what to say, or what you want to read. I like music, especially Papa Roach and Senses Fail, but I lack all musical talent. But I make up with that in my ability to draw and paint. When I don’t have headphones in or covered in paint, I’m hitting a bag. So basically I’m awesome, that’s really the only thing anyone needs to know.
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Why am I up so early?
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML
Today, my 17-year-old son managed to easily convince my 13-year-old daughter that if you have sex before getting married, you'll instantly get horrible diseases that will kill you. Her freaking out is how I found out she's not only gullible as hell, but sexually active as well. FML
Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML
Friday 19 December 2014