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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 March 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 837
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About sorryheadphones : Yes, I am always this sarcastic.

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Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML


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On 04/28/2015 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, less than a month from our wedding, my fiancé told me that he doesn't trust me and will be cancelling our wedding and new apartment lease if I don't give him all the names, numbers and addresses of my exes. All because I received a text from a wrong number that said, "Hey baby." FML


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On 04/28/2015 at 1:32am - love - by Groomzilla? - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML


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On 04/19/2015 at 1:09pm - animals - by woof? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it's my 40th birthday. I got two presents by mail: a jar of wrinkle cream from a market research company, and an ad from a funeral home. FML


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On 01/02/2015 at 5:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my boss sent me a Word document that he wanted me to make into a PowerPoint presentation for him. It was a set of proposals for the board of directors about cost-saving options. The third option was to eliminate my position in the company. FML


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On 12/28/2014 at 8:56am - work - by HALIFAAA (man) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML


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On 12/06/2014 at 2:53pm - intimacy - by fuckered519 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized my anger management has hit a new low when I screamed at a goose for being a goose. FML


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On 12/01/2014 at 11:38am - misc - by WickedLittleDoll - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my 17-year-old son managed to easily convince my 13-year-old daughter that if you have sex before getting married, you'll instantly get horrible diseases that will kill you. Her freaking out is how I found out she's not only gullible as hell, but sexually active as well. FML


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On 10/22/2014 at 12:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML


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On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was responsible for taking care of Hoppers, the rabbit belonging to my sons 3rd grade class. Tomorrow my son returns Hoppers so the next student can care for him. That won't be happening because Hoppers hopped out my 5th story window. FML


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On 04/18/2009 at 5:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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