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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 March 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 443
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About sorryheadphones : Hey, I’m Nicole
I don’t really know what to say, or what you want to read. I like music, especially Papa Roach and Senses Fail, but I lack all musical talent. But I make up with that in my ability to draw and paint. When I don’t have headphones in or covered in paint, I’m hitting a bag. So basically I’m awesome, that’s really the only thing anyone needs to know.
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Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML


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On 12/06/2014 at 2:53pm - intimacy - by fuckered519 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized my anger management has hit a new low when I screamed at a goose for being a goose. FML


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On 12/01/2014 at 11:38am - misc - by WickedLittleDoll - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my 17-year-old son managed to easily convince my 13-year-old daughter that if you have sex before getting married, you'll instantly get horrible diseases that will kill you. Her freaking out is how I found out she's not only gullible as hell, but sexually active as well. FML


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On 10/22/2014 at 12:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML


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On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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