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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 March 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 194
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About sorryheadphones : Hey, I’m Nicole
I don’t really know what to say, or what you want to read. I like music, especially Papa Roach and Senses Fail, but I lack all musical talent. But I make up with that in my ability to draw and paint. When I don’t have headphones in or covered in paint, I’m hitting a bag. So basically I’m awesome, that’s really the only thing anyone needs to know.
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