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About sorryheadphones : Hey, I’m Nicole
I don’t really know what to say, or what you want to read. I like music, especially Papa Roach and Senses Fail, but I lack all musical talent. But I make up with that in my ability to draw and paint. When I don’t have headphones in or covered in paint, I’m hitting a bag. So basically I’m awesome, that’s really the only thing anyone needs to know.
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Why am I up so early?
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML
Friday 17 October 2014