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by Anonymous / 08/12/2015 at 1:50pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 07/27/2015 at 9:27pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by stonehengeva / 07/26/2015 at 11:00pm / United States (Virginia) / Money
by Razz / 07/15/2015 at 6:02pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/15/2015 at 11:40am / Canada (Quebec) / Animals
Today, my psycho ex girlfriend got up in my face after I dumped her. She said I'm going to pay and that one day, when I think I'm safe and happy, my joy will turn to ash in my mouth. When I pointed out she'd just ripped off a Game of Thrones quote, she kneed me in the balls. FML
by Anonymous / 07/10/2015 at 10:42pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/09/2015 at 10:38am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Kids
by Smeagogole / 07/02/2015 at 12:30am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/27/2015 at 2:56pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, while watching a family movie, my mother made every effort to make sure I covered my eyes during a kissing scene. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise, since she still forces me to put my phone in her room every night as she makes me go to bed at 8:30 PM. FML
by anonynous / 06/27/2015 at 11:01am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen so I went to work. On my walk to work a girl pulls up on my bike and says I need to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. Hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass as police surround me and accuse me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML
by Ngbaheir / 06/19/2015 at 10:36pm / United Kingdom / Love
Today, my co-worker told me how "lucky" I am that I "chose" to be a lesbian, because I don't have to deal with "guy drama". I spent two years of my adolescence sleeping at a bus stop and begging strangers for money after I got kicked out of home. FML
by Lesbihonest / 06/17/2015 at 9:31am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by McWhopper / 05/08/2015 at 1:40pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by henrylikestreats / 04/30/2015 at 2:04pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…