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by Anonymous / 08/12/2015 at 1:50pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 07/27/2015 at 9:27pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by stonehengeva / 07/26/2015 at 11:00pm / United States (Virginia) / Money
by Razz / 07/15/2015 at 6:02pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/15/2015 at 11:40am / Canada (Quebec) / Animals
Today, my psycho ex girlfriend got up in my face after I dumped her. She said I'm going to pay and that one day, when I think I'm safe and happy, my joy will turn to ash in my mouth. When I pointed out she'd just ripped off a Game of Thrones quote, she kneed me in the balls. FML
by Anonymous / 07/10/2015 at 10:42pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/09/2015 at 10:38am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Kids
by Smeagogole / 07/02/2015 at 12:30am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/27/2015 at 2:56pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, while watching a family movie, my mother made every effort to make sure I covered my eyes during a kissing scene. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise, since she still forces me to put my phone in her room every night as she makes me go to bed at 8:30 PM. FML
by anonynous / 06/27/2015 at 11:01am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen so I went to work. On my walk to work a girl pulls up on my bike and says I need to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. Hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass as police surround me and accuse me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML
by Ngbaheir / 06/19/2015 at 10:36pm / United Kingdom / Love
Today, my co-worker told me how "lucky" I am that I "chose" to be a lesbian, because I don't have to deal with "guy drama". I spent two years of my adolescence sleeping at a bus stop and begging strangers for money after I got kicked out of home. FML
by Lesbihonest / 06/17/2015 at 9:31am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by McWhopper / 05/08/2015 at 1:40pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by henrylikestreats / 04/30/2015 at 2:04pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…