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Today, wile babysitting a six year old boy, e askd me if I could sow im ma "boobies." I said no, tat wouldn't be very appropriate . Suddenly, e pulld down is pants/undie an pointd to is package wile exclaiming, "Look, ma penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me . real FML

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On 01/17/2010 at 7:32pm - kids - by Michele (woman) - United States (New York)

Taday the little boy I nanny fir finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushedhile he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML

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On 01/11/2010 at 1:08pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I tried to rid my son of is pacifier. He still uses it to sleep. My son is 20 years old. FML

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On 12/16/2009 at 8:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school!! Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

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On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I was working at a children's play centre , an my stomach was twisting an turning. Thinking no one was around , I let out a small fart , only to turn an see a little girl running to her mom yelling , "Mommy-mommy that lady just farted an it sounded like daddy!" mega FML

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On 11/25/2009 at 2:36am - kids - by n/a - United States

Taday I gatered bot mine an ma girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant!! I paid te restaurant to play romantic music, an paid fir te best table available!! As soon as we finised our meal, our families gatered around an I proposed!! Se lauged an said no way!! FML

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On 08/09/2009 at 9:48am - love - by gtrs750 (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

yesterday I was driving an saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window tohistle at them!! However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light!! I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing there asses off, an now I have to pay for the damage!! FML

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On 07/21/2009 at 12:14am - love - by embarrassed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

yastarday I was anging out wit a faw of my friands... including an old ax-girlfriand and ar currant boyfriand of 5 yaars. Wan my ax...osa virginity I ad takan yaars aarliar... mantionad... "I ad ta iPona first..." witout tinking... I immadiataly raspondad... "Wall... I ad YOU first." FML

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On 05/20/2009 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Takuma (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... mah mom had mah girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue... she pulled out mah grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with mah girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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On 03/01/2009 at 4:58pm - love - by MrCanoe (man) - Canada (Manitoba)



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