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Today, I wanted to try my mom's new lipstick. I opened it, baffled, examined it carefully. That's when it started to vibrate. Obviously, that wasn't a lipstick. FML

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On 11/24/2010 at 12:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, my fiancé — a top chef — called me at work to make sure I would be home on time for the extra special dinner he'd prepared for me. The occasion, as I later discovered, was the end of our engagement. FML

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On 11/19/2010 at 6:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML

#13762252
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On 11/08/2010 at 5:48am - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I come home to find that my dog has taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He also took a dump in my house shoe. FML

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On 12/17/2009 at 1:09am - animals - by life_suxxx - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

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On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had it off. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML

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On 11/02/2009 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had it off. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML

#6126776
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On 11/02/2009 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was driving past a farm that always has 4 chickens walking around outside. It always cheers me up to see them, but I couldn't find them. I wasn't watching the road so I didn't see when I ran over all 4 chickens. FML

#4863125
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On 08/27/2009 at 4:53pm - animals - by chickenlover (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML

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On 08/26/2009 at 12:29am - misc - by Raaar (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

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On 03/17/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by princess (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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