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solarrunner
  • Town/Country : Varna, Bulgaria
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 March 1983 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 1700
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About solarrunner : Tooo lazy to write, that...

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Today, my boss sat me down to discuss the sounds my co-workers have heard coming from my cubicle. Apparently my music sounds like the background tracks from shitty soft-core porn movies. I'm getting a three day suspension while they go through all my files. FML

#17343796
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22445) - you deserved it (4230)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:47pm - work - by ImScrewed (man) - United States (California)

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18851) - you deserved it (60483)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML

#17340162
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26836) - you deserved it (2159)

On 08/02/2011 at 2:46am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

#17338982
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36329) - you deserved it (10768)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

#17338945
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43422) - you deserved it (7603)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having a great time shopping with my gran, until she started complaining about all the foreigners ruining our town, and counting each person who didn't look 100% British. It wouldn't even have been so bad if I wasn't adopted into the family, from Russia. FML

#17330812
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27868) - you deserved it (2267)

On 08/01/2011 at 11:05am - misc - by Foreigner (woman) - Jersey

Today, I woke up to my mom washing the dishes completely naked. Sadly, I was more surprised by the fact she was doing the dishes than the fact that that she was strutting about in her birthday suit. FML

#17330120
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26023) - you deserved it (1915)

On 08/01/2011 at 8:55am - intimacy - by notsurprised (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

#17317953
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25633) - you deserved it (3315)

On 07/31/2011 at 5:05am - misc - by brebre101 - Canada

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

#17316735
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23424) - you deserved it (2711)

On 07/31/2011 at 2:17am - health - by The Joker? - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33899) - you deserved it (11767)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML

#17311021
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35761) - you deserved it (4717)

On 07/30/2011 at 5:06pm - health - by Ceej - United States (Illinois)

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

#17307885
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30656) - you deserved it (3231)

On 07/30/2011 at 10:07am - misc - by ewww - United States (New Jersey)

Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML

#17306841
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15071) - you deserved it (55642)

On 07/30/2011 at 5:26am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I have to take medicine that gives me painful, violent farts. Tomorrow, I have to either get fired or go work in an office that's dead silent. How silent? Last week I heard my coworker drop a paperclip, three desks away. FML

#17305922
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30681) - you deserved it (2765)

On 07/30/2011 at 2:58am - work - by Tootie (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend decided to sing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

#17304826
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32535) - you deserved it (9008)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)



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