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Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML
by DMitch / 05/15/2011 at 3:29pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by NoLife / 05/15/2011 at 2:49pm / United States (California) / Geek
by bouda / 05/15/2011 at 2:19pm / France (Centre) / Animals
by Clueless / 05/14/2011 at 7:35pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by simonjudy / 05/14/2011 at 4:09pm / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/14/2011 at 9:17am / United Kingdom / Health
by Anonymous / 05/14/2011 at 7:40am / Canada (Ontario) / Money
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
by ali grace / 05/14/2011 at 7:15am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by BrownDump / 05/14/2011 at 6:43am / United States / Health
Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML
by IhateThem / 05/14/2011 at 1:07am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/13/2011 at 8:17pm / United States (Florida) / Geek
by Uhmm... / 05/13/2011 at 7:06pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
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