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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 March 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3024
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About solarrunner : Tooo lazy to write, that...

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Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML

#16237005
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54039) - you deserved it (4202)

On 05/18/2011 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by levi69 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, we got a new dry-erase board, and I drew the Gotham City skyline complete with the Bat Signal. Later, I went downstairs, only to find my mom had written "BATMAN'S GAY" over the top of the picture. FML

#16235251
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27389) - you deserved it (9680)

On 05/18/2011 at 7:47am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML

#16234467
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65018) - you deserved it (4463)

On 05/18/2011 at 3:57am - intimacy - by Jackedup (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I ate some hardboiled eggs for breakfast, not knowing they were practically rotten. My whole day has consisted of vomit-inducing sulfuric farts and diarrhea. FML

#16234308
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26235) - you deserved it (8477)

On 05/18/2011 at 3:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML

#16233240
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24825) - you deserved it (18935)

On 05/18/2011 at 1:15am - intimacy - by thoughtitwasspecial (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the doctor for a sore throat. The doctor wasn't wearing any shoes. He said that he doesn't believe in pharmaceuticals and that it's 'all about vitamins', and he gave me a flyer for a vitamin mail order company. Then he showed me photos of his holidays. FML

#16232810
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29249) - you deserved it (3852)

On 05/18/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of nearly 4 years, with whom I have a baby, broke up with me. His reason? His best friend said he didn't like drinking with guys who were "tied down". FML

#16232451
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38913) - you deserved it (5614)

On 05/18/2011 at 12:13am - love - by me -

Today, I threw a surprise birthday party for my 3 year old. There was music, snacks and lots of toys. My 3 year old is a cat. FML

#16231154
192 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 11:04pm - animals - by kaileigh10 -

Today, I drove the width of the country to tell the girl I've lost that I'm in love with her. She wasn't home. FML

#16230560
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37190) - you deserved it (11461)

On 05/17/2011 at 10:36pm - love - by unrequited (man) - United States

Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML

#16222014
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17623) - you deserved it (62333)

On 05/17/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by markymark - United States

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML

#16221973
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48662) - you deserved it (25530)

On 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

#16221236
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13068) - you deserved it (63711)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML

#16219785
91 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 9:05am - misc - by SexyQueen0905 -

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37098) - you deserved it (10100)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love twinkies." FML

#16207509
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25515) - you deserved it (35012)

On 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm - misc - by pyroman1127 - United States (Utah)



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