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solarrunner
  • Town/Country : Varna, Bulgaria
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 March 1983 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 2561
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I opened my Father's Day present from my mother-in-law. It was a glamor shot of her. FML

#16757277
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29179) - you deserved it (3000)

On 06/20/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by firethorn - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. His reason was because he's moving away for college. That won't be for another year. FML

#16751936
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21677) - you deserved it (3350)

On 06/19/2011 at 9:20pm - love - by youngblood (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML

#16746059
502 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50233) - you deserved it (6334)

On 06/19/2011 at 2:08pm - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my five year old daughter that no, she could not have ice cream for breakfast. She retaliated by pooping in the living room and smearing it on the walls. My in-laws, whom I've been trying to impress for ages, are visiting today. FML

#16746008
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31598) - you deserved it (6536)

On 06/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by screwedwoman27 - United States

Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML

#16741738
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34623) - you deserved it (21687)

On 06/19/2011 at 5:51am - health - by Username - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML

#16732338
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33326) - you deserved it (3776)

On 06/18/2011 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

#16727847
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40742) - you deserved it (5162)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

#16727755
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74515) - you deserved it (6151)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)

Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML

#16725871
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8871) - you deserved it (96304)

On 06/18/2011 at 6:32am - health - by princev - United States

Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML

#16725685
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32371) - you deserved it (4113)

On 06/18/2011 at 5:40am - kids - by stepmom (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML

#16725685
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32371) - you deserved it (4113)

On 06/18/2011 at 5:40am - kids - by stepmom (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML

#16725685
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32371) - you deserved it (4113)

On 06/18/2011 at 5:40am - kids - by stepmom (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML

#16725685
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32371) - you deserved it (4113)

On 06/18/2011 at 5:40am - kids - by stepmom (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML

#16725685
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32371) - you deserved it (4113)

On 06/18/2011 at 5:40am - kids - by stepmom (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML

#16725685
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32371) - you deserved it (4113)

On 06/18/2011 at 5:40am - kids - by stepmom (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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