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Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)
Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 6:32am - health - by princev - United States
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 5:40am - kids - by stepmom (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (30355) - you deserved it (3377)
On 06/18/2011 at 5:40am - kids - by stepmom (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (30355) - you deserved it (3377)
On 06/18/2011 at 5:40am - kids - by stepmom (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (30355) - you deserved it (3377)
On 06/18/2011 at 5:40am - kids - by stepmom (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (30355) - you deserved it (3377)
On 06/18/2011 at 5:40am - kids - by stepmom (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (30355) - you deserved it (3377)
On 06/18/2011 at 5:40am - kids - by stepmom (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (30355) - you deserved it (3377)
On 06/18/2011 at 5:40am - kids - by stepmom (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (30355) - you deserved it (3377)
On 06/18/2011 at 5:40am - kids - by stepmom (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (30355) - you deserved it (3377)
On 06/18/2011 at 5:40am - kids - by stepmom (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (30355) - you deserved it (3377)
On 06/18/2011 at 5:40am - kids - by stepmom (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (30355) - you deserved it (3377)
On 06/18/2011 at 5:40am - kids - by stepmom (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
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