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Today, I went to a party and we all decided to play hide-and-go-seek despite our ages. I started counting. When I was done, I started searching and after 5 minutes of searching, I found that everyone left me. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 9:27pm - misc - by TheStripedBeatle (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by muddygal (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML
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Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 2:02am - love - by cek4uytp - United States (California)
Today, my daughter was charged with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML
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On 06/24/2011 at 5:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML
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On 06/22/2011 at 1:35am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)
Today, I decided I was done waiting for my boyfriend to ask me to marry him, so we were cuddling in his bed and I asked him. He asked for a rain check. FML
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On 06/21/2011 at 10:38pm - love - by brokenbabe (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my mother told my little sister and me that she has breast cancer to make us feel sorry so that we would clean our rooms. She is perfectly fine. My little sister still thinks that "mommy is going to die". FML
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On 06/21/2011 at 7:51pm - health - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 11:57am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, I opened my Father's Day present from my mother in law. It was a glamor shot of her. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by firethorn - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. His reason was because he's moving away for college. That won't be for another year. FML
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On 06/19/2011 at 9:20pm - love - by youngblood (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML
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On 06/19/2011 at 2:08pm - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, I told my five year old daughter that no, she could not have ice cream for breakfast. She retaliated by pooping in the living room and smearing it on the walls. My in-laws, whom I've been trying to impress for ages, are visiting today. FML
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On 06/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by screwedwoman27 - United States
Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML
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On 06/19/2011 at 5:51am - health - by Username - Australia (New South Wales)
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