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Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by mymomsstupid - United States
Today, my boss yelled at me for ruining the report she was supposed to write with my "terrible spelling and grammar". I've checked it thoroughly, and all of her 'corrections' are wrong. She doesn’t believe me, and is refusing to look at a dictionary. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 8:59am - work - by frustrated (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 12:10pm - misc - by Qwerty - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)
Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 2:38pm - love - by mavstrr1764847 - United States (Colorado)
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 10:56am - intimacy - by footfood (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)
Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, it has been 8 months since I started a photography project in which I would take a picture of the same tree every day for a year. I just heard a noise outside. They cut the tree down. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by A girl - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)
Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 2:26am - kids - by SheenaL (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by grizzlybear (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)
Today, I went camping. My tent is flooded, a raccoon ate all my food, I lost the anchor to my boat which as a result is now across the lake. Three more days. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 12:21am - misc - by Tori Pearson - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my 15 year old brother, visiting me for the weekend, thought it would be a great idea to switch my expensive moisturiser for fake tan cream. I'm going to work in 12 hours. I'm fluorescent orange. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 10:15pm - kids - by WalkingTalkingCarrot (man) - United Kingdom
Today, after a weekend of helping my sister-in-law move out of our house, vacuuming and mopping her bedroom and bathroom for her, scrubbing her walls and cleaning her shower, transporting her furniture and getting her carpet professionally cleaned, to cover costs she offered me $14. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 9:14pm - money - by Mad - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I went on a third date with this guy, hoping I'd finally get some action. I got a high five. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 5:17pm - love - by luni - United Kingdom (Devon)
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