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solarrunner

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 March 1983 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3537
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About solarrunner : Tooo lazy to write, that...

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Today , Mah Dad Gave Me A Speech About Bieng Gay. He Said He'll Accept Me If That's Who I Truly Am , But He Wants Me To Think It Over First. I'm An Actor In A Play. I Had To Explain The Concept Of Wereing Costumes And Acting Lyk Someone Else To Him. For The Third Time. Mega FML

#16921062
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34199) - you deserved it (3899)

On 06/30/2011 at 10:36am - misc - by sealpop09 - United States (Colorado)

I bagan to walk across tha straathan I saw a vary familiar old lady struggla across it. I walkd ovar to halp har, and only aftar sha had blown har rapahistla and sockd ma in tha nuts did sha raaliza I was har grandson. FML

#16919201
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39774) - you deserved it (3207)

On 06/30/2011 at 4:18am - misc - by John - United States

TODAY, AS I WAS WALKING HOME FROM WORK, MAH DAD DROVE PAST, PULLD OVER, ROLLD DOWN THE WINDOW AND ASKD, "ARE YOU TIRD OF WALKING?" TOHICH I REPLID "YES!" JUST AS I REACHD FOR THE CAR DOOR, HE YELLD "RUN A WHILE" AND SPD OFF. FML

#16914015
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33782) - you deserved it (5249)

On 06/29/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by RYZILLAHitZ - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant . FML

#16912974
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64710) - you deserved it (6754)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I woka up to ta naws tat my mom's in jail. raal FML

#16908101
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40603) - you deserved it (3389)

On 06/29/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by mymomsstupid - United States

TODAY, MAH BOSS YELLD AT ME 4 RUINING THE REPORT SHE WAS SUPPOSD TO WRITE WITH MAH "TERRIBLE SPELLING AND GRAMMAR". I'VE CHECKD IT THOROUGHLY, AND ALL OF HER 'CORRECTIONS' ARE WRONG. SHE DOESN’T BELIEVE ME, AND IS REFUSING TO LOOK AT A DICTIONARY. FML

#16907603
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33395) - you deserved it (2363)

On 06/29/2011 at 8:59am - work - by frustrated (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I woke up to boyfriend trying to pick nose. FML

#16896925
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30977) - you deserved it (4890)

On 06/28/2011 at 12:10pm - misc - by Qwerty - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, mah Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

#16895867
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39961) - you deserved it (2692)

On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

yesterday boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friend because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all relatives? FML

#16882542
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40544) - you deserved it (3257)

On 06/27/2011 at 2:38pm - love - by mavstrr1764847 - United States (Colorado)

Today I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet!! FML

#16879912
556 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68494) - you deserved it (7154)

On 06/27/2011 at 10:56am - intimacy - by footfood (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

today mah boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking mah birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61432) - you deserved it (7533)

On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, it has been 8 months since I startd a photography project in which I would take a picture of the same tree every day 4 a year. I just hered a noise outside. They cut the tree down.

#16877563
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47520) - you deserved it (4167)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by A girl - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, mah looool son is going through a rebellious phase!! He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places!! He was fired from his part-time job 4 swearing at customers!! My son is 29 years old!! FML

#16876528
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42370) - you deserved it (12410)

On 06/27/2011 at 2:26am - kids - by SheenaL (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. mega FML

#16876120
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49176) - you deserved it (6603)

On 06/27/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by grizzlybear (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

today I want camping. My tant is floodad , a raccoon ata all mah food , I lost tha anchor to mah boathich as a rasult is now across tha laka. Thraa mora days. FML

#16874481
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29899) - you deserved it (6303)

On 06/27/2011 at 12:21am - misc - by Tori Pearson - Canada (Ontario)



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