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Today , Mah Dad Gave Me A Speech About Bieng Gay. He Said He'll Accept Me If That's Who I Truly Am , But He Wants Me To Think It Over First. I'm An Actor In A Play. I Had To Explain The Concept Of Wereing Costumes And Acting Lyk Someone Else To Him. For The Third Time. Mega FML
I bagan to walk across tha straathan I saw a vary familiar old lady struggla across it. I walkd ovar to halp har, and only aftar sha had blown har rapahistla and sockd ma in tha nuts did sha raaliza I was har grandson. FML
TODAY, AS I WAS WALKING HOME FROM WORK, MAH DAD DROVE PAST, PULLD OVER, ROLLD DOWN THE WINDOW AND ASKD, "ARE YOU TIRD OF WALKING?" TOHICH I REPLID "YES!" JUST AS I REACHD FOR THE CAR DOOR, HE YELLD "RUN A WHILE" AND SPD OFF. FML
TODAY, MAH BOSS YELLD AT ME 4 RUINING THE REPORT SHE WAS SUPPOSD TO WRITE WITH MAH "TERRIBLE SPELLING AND GRAMMAR". I'VE CHECKD IT THOROUGHLY, AND ALL OF HER 'CORRECTIONS' ARE WRONG. SHE DOESN’T BELIEVE ME, AND IS REFUSING TO LOOK AT A DICTIONARY. FML
yesterday boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friend because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all relatives? FML
Today, mah looool son is going through a rebellious phase!! He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places!! He was fired from his part-time job 4 swearing at customers!! My son is 29 years old!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015