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Today, my son calld me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he droppd it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML
Today my boss fred me fir dating a co-worker . Tere's no policy forbidding it; e just tougt it was unfair tat I could get wit te ( ottest grlo works ere ) but e can't . I live in an at-will employment state . FML
Today, mah dad forgot me at cross country practice. When he got there two hours late, instead of apologizing, he said, ( Hey, that's only the third time I've forgotten u at practice. You should be congratulating me. ) mega FML
Today as I was going to bd I spottd a man staring at mah window from a nieghbor's yard. Ten minutes later he was still there. I freakd out startd crying and contemplatd calling the cops. My creeper turnd out to be the nieghbor's wooden lawn ornament. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015