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solarrunner

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solarrunner

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 March 1983 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3536
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, my son calld me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he droppd it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML

#16966057
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40277) - you deserved it (5741)

On 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by WasteOMoney - United States (Texas)

Today, mah sister confessd looool to me that she sold some of mah old shrts to the grlho's stalking me!! This explainshy I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

#16965226
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42459) - you deserved it (2711)

On 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by beablue18 - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today my boss fred me fir dating a co-worker . Tere's no policy forbidding it; e just tougt it was unfair tat I could get wit te ( ottest grlo works ere ) but e can't . I live in an at-will employment state . FML

#16960895
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29163) - you deserved it (2915)

On 07/03/2011 at 12:21pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, mah girlfriend told me she wantd to spice up our sex life, so we went and had sex in the park. We had 30 minutes of ( spice ), just to spend seven hours in jail. FML

#16954796
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13696) - you deserved it (45007)

On 07/02/2011 at 11:01pm - intimacy - by T-Guy (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out via Facebook tat ma broter got engaged several days ago. Not only did e not tell me, but we live in te same ouse. FML

#16951432
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33922) - you deserved it (4199)

On 07/02/2011 at 5:51pm - love - by thanksfyi (woman) - Norway

my boyfriand trid to maka ma waar a faka mustacha during sax. Ha said "It turns him on." FML

#16945006
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46260) - you deserved it (4859)

On 07/02/2011 at 2:44am - intimacy - by beardedlady - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he puttd looool deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob fir as long as he likd. FML

#16939716
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35841) - you deserved it (9846)

On 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by NYMTS - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah dog diad. My parants told ma to bury it out back. In tha procass, I managad to dig up mah cat. FML

#16934037
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47516) - you deserved it (3984)

On 07/01/2011 at 9:05am - animals - by Username - United States (Virginia)

my wifa an I wara watching TV. Tha lady on tha show bagan to talk about how to hava a smooth divorca. My wifa discraatly turnd tha voluma up. FML

#16933111
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42484) - you deserved it (4203)

On 07/01/2011 at 5:12am - love - by single (man) - China (Guangdong)

Today, I found out that mah boyfriend was cheating on me . But not to worry, he said she's only in town for a week then he's done with her . FML

#16932993
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43098) - you deserved it (4118)

On 07/01/2011 at 4:49am - intimacy - by ljcxo17 - United States (Missouri)

Today, mah sister was on shrooms!! I wasn't able to tackle her before she calld the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off!! FML

#16932520
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31623) - you deserved it (3516)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

Today, aftar waaks, I'va finally raacad ma goal and lost 10 lbs. My sistar got jaalous about ma losing waigt, and told ma parants and coworkars tat I'm anoraxic. Hallo, intarvantion. FML

#16931515
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34129) - you deserved it (2733)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:56am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, mah dad forgot me at cross country practice. When he got there two hours late, instead of apologizing, he said, ( Hey, that's only the third time I've forgotten u at practice. You should be congratulating me. ) mega FML

#16927788
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27451) - you deserved it (2466)

On 06/30/2011 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today as I was going to bd I spottd a man staring at mah window from a nieghbor's yard. Ten minutes later he was still there. I freakd out startd crying and contemplatd calling the cops. My creeper turnd out to be the nieghbor's wooden lawn ornament. mega FML

#16925056
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12534) - you deserved it (34133)

On 06/30/2011 at 5:10pm - misc - by Nell (woman) - United States (Washington)

Yesterday, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can fine a job opening. FML

#16922992
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34925) - you deserved it (4812)

On 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)



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