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Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 2:44am - intimacy - by beardedlady - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by NYMTS - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 9:05am - animals - by Username - United States (Virginia)
Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 5:12am - love - by single (man) - China (Guangdong)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend was cheating on me. But not to worry, he said she's only in town for a week then he's done with her. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 4:49am - intimacy - by ljcxo17 - United States (Missouri)
Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)
Today, after weeks, I've finally reached my goal and lost 10 lbs. My sister got jealous about me losing weight, and told my parents and coworkers that I'm anorexic. Hello, intervention. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 1:56am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my dad forgot me at cross country practice. When he got there two hours late, instead of apologizing, he said, "Hey, that's only the third time I've forgotten you at practice. You should be congratulating me." FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 5:10pm - misc - by Nell (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, my dad gave me a speech about being gay. He said he'll accept me if that's who I truly am, but he wants me to think it over first. I'm an actor in a play. I had to explain the concept of wearing costumes and acting like someone else to him. For the third time. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 10:36am - misc - by sealpop09 - United States (Colorado)
Today, I began to walk across the street when I saw a very familiar old lady struggle across it. I walked over to help her, and only after she had blown her rape whistle and socked me in the nuts did she realize I was her grandson. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 4:18am - misc - by John - United States
Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by RYZILLAHitZ - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by mymomsstupid - United States
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