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softball10
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 3425
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About softball10 : hey =)
im pretty laid back just like to have a good time and be with friends and play sports, love to smile and laugh. ive had my bad days but know tomorrows a new day.

"Youre Thoughts become your Actions, Your Actions become your Destiny"

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Today, I went to my 7 year old son's school for a conference with his teacher. When I got there, the teacher said "she adored me for who and what I am". I was puzzled. Turns out my son told his class that I am a "lesbian American." Wrong. I'm Lebanese-American. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50341) - you deserved it (3076)

On 06/30/2009 at 12:17pm - kids - by lebanesewoman (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I was giving a presentation to a group of high school kids about how being 'cool' wasn't as important as they might think. When I was done I asked for questions. A kid says, "Miss, I get that you're not into being cool, but you're wearing your pants inside out.' He was right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36655) - you deserved it (21307)

On 04/20/2009 at 8:21am - misc - by indi1011 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said "Well, you could always ask me." I then said "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was "Nope...now that's 8!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (126092) - you deserved it (22971)

On 03/27/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by rejected (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26251) - you deserved it (99372)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (76171) - you deserved it (23623)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)



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