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  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 750
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33322) - you deserved it (19265)

On 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by lynn777 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16513) - you deserved it (80492)

On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45214) - you deserved it (16105)

On 02/04/2009 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by PlayTag (man) - United States (California)

Today, my friend's son asked me how much coke costs in this place. I told him "about a dollar?" He said "wow, that's really cheap for blow." He's 10. FML

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On 02/03/2009 at 6:55pm - kids - by Morgan (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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