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  • Birth Date : Friday 24 September 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6698
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About snufleufugus : i know my location is a terrible joke
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Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML

#377584
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41164) - you deserved it (186422)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:02pm - misc - by natty (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (663147) - you deserved it (445171)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up after having had sex with my 4-year crush expecting to find him in bed next to me. Instead, I found my cell phone with a text message from him that said "you should really do something about the pimples on your ass." FML

#90638
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67528) - you deserved it (10674)

On 02/20/2009 at 6:25pm - intimacy - by acw2110 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up after having had sex with my 4-year crush expecting to find him in bed next to me. Instead, I found my cell phone with a text message from him that said "you should really do something about the pimples on your ass." FML

#90638
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67528) - you deserved it (10674)

On 02/20/2009 at 6:25pm - intimacy - by acw2110 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML

#2379
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20360) - you deserved it (1879)

On 01/23/2009 at 7:22pm - misc - by raybandy - United States (Texas)



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