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Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML

#19032094
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24573) - you deserved it (2424)

On 02/09/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by Falcon - United States (Arizona)

Today, after I spent nearly three hours building an igloo, my dog decided it would be a nice to enter it and take a shit. FML

#19032075
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24043) - you deserved it (3606)

On 02/09/2012 at 1:37am - animals - by A (woman) - United States

Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a year and a half that I love him. His response was to start to snore, pretending to be asleep. FML

#19028650
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23362) - you deserved it (3356)

On 02/08/2012 at 7:07pm - love - by c -

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

#19026330
118 comments

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On 02/08/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24666) - you deserved it (3660)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -



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