Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

snowman5454

Online | Search for a member

snowman5454

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 370
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

snowman5454's page activity

Visits<b>TracyStrauss</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 9:10pm<b>Just_A_Tree</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 3:44am<b>Mc2013</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 7:38pm<b>Faddyy6</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 3:54pm<b>toasty_narwals</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 11:39am<b>maxyutd</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 9:48am<b>krupa1017</b> - the 09/27/2014 at 12:47pm<b>RandEm2497</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 6:33pm<b>coried91</b> - the 09/24/2014 at 11:28am<b>ironfey</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 4:06am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 08/15/2014 at 1:48pm<b>stevegronowski</b> - the 08/10/2014 at 10:02pm<b>depressed_child</b> - the 08/09/2014 at 11:58pm<b>TrackGirl19</b> - the 08/09/2014 at 12:30pm<b>foxwasalamb</b> - the 08/07/2014 at 5:21am<b>Ayezed</b> - the 08/06/2014 at 10:56pm<b>BabyFranco</b> - the 08/05/2014 at 9:05pm<b>HowieDoIt</b> - the 08/05/2014 at 8:42am

snowman5454's FML badges

The Thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

See all of snowman5454's badges

snowman5454's favorite FMLs

Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML

#19083998
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16743) - you deserved it (12007)

On 02/15/2012 at 6:26am - health - by too tight (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML

#19082479
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24326) - you deserved it (5113)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

#19076647
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23896) - you deserved it (2464)

On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

#19073057
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23218) - you deserved it (5988)

On 02/14/2012 at 10:32am - love - by crazytown62 - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

#19072659
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34568) - you deserved it (2626)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML

#19072252
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21807) - you deserved it (4964)

On 02/14/2012 at 7:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML

#19071963
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28323) - you deserved it (4613)

On 02/14/2012 at 6:25am - intimacy - by makeupsex (woman) - Canada

Today, I received an e-mail from my girlfriend's parents telling me that all the dirty e-mails I've been sending to her while she is away have been accessible by the whole family. FML

#19070641
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23908) - you deserved it (11883)

On 02/14/2012 at 12:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML

#19062994
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23999) - you deserved it (4522)

On 02/13/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by cieee - United States (Texas)

Today, my friend's kid chased me with a rusty, sharp tent peg and threatened to kill me. When I finally got him to calm down he ran off to his room. Later, I found the tent peg under his pillow with a note that said my name. My friend thinks it's hilarious. I am staying here for a week. FML

#19046933
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27068) - you deserved it (2050)

On 02/11/2012 at 8:41am - kids - by FuckLife (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I sat in my boss' office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

#19042299
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8751) - you deserved it (66101)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:33pm - work - by great - United States

Today, my mother used global warming as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML

#19042129
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29727) - you deserved it (2344)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - Belgium (Brabant Wallon)

Today, I gave an old owl lamp away because I had no need for it. The new owner informed me shortly after that it was worth $400. FML

#19039556
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15008) - you deserved it (18983)

On 02/10/2012 at 1:56am - money - by Feelinfunny1 - United States

Today, my social anxiety got so bad, I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML

#19033739
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24482) - you deserved it (15716)

On 02/09/2012 at 11:42am - health - by SocialAnxietyNightmare (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

#19033421
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28437) - you deserved it (5552)

On 02/09/2012 at 10:17am - love - by Zoey (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



FML's blog

  • Krumla's Illustrated FML
  • It's Friday, so a bold font is required. I was sitting in my caravan by the side of busy road cooking cocktail sausages over a gas stove when I realised it was time to start writing something about this…

Friday 24 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: