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snipermonkey
  • Town/Country : Usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 August 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 201
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About snipermonkey : I'm here to read peoples stories, and give my two cents on them. If anything i say makes or ruins your day, well now that's up to you

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Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML

#20024681
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28686) - you deserved it (7054)

On 08/16/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cardsftw - United States (California)

Today, I was at the mall, when a guy started screaming at his buddy for sleeping with his sister. It was pretty hilarious, so when he stormed off, I mockingly yelled, "Pussy!" He then whirled around and beat the absolute hell out of his friend. Now I feel like I'm going to reincarnate as a turd. FML

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195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5724) - you deserved it (43931)

On 08/09/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by feelsterrible (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML

#18346168
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23927) - you deserved it (3465)

On 11/25/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML

#946704
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (140402) - you deserved it (20543)

On 04/13/2009 at 9:44am - intimacy - by Hikara (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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496 comments

I agree, your life sucks (213909) - you deserved it (73295)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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