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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3553
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About snapplecap281 : Message me if you wanna talk. 'Tis all

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Today, I had to walk home in the rain because mah mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML

#20705347
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56898) - you deserved it (3655)

On 06/04/2013 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece... I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was... "well... I'm either going to insult yur art or yur face." FML

#20698927
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45196) - you deserved it (4506)

On 06/01/2013 at 7:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined , an I had to stand an watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was ( God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking. ) fat FML

#20698637
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68229) - you deserved it (19326)

On 06/01/2013 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Samprib (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I utterd the phrase ( the pot calling the kettle black ) in class. Moments later, I'd been calld a ( racist twerp ) and kickd out of class by the same English teacher who once trid to have another kid suspendd for using the word ( titillate ), because apparently it's ( pornographic ). FML

#20695090
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49060) - you deserved it (4067)

On 05/30/2013 at 11:20am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today , parents yelld at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on test!! They took phone , unpluggd internet , and took car keys!! They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them , "It was out of 50"!! It actually was!! FML

#20692668
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66121) - you deserved it (3590)

On 05/29/2013 at 3:31am - misc - by :) - United States

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" an then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

#20680679
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56176) - you deserved it (4374)

On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today I returned home after a semester at university. I guess I did too good a job of getting into shape as parents phoned the police thinking I was a burglar. FML

#20679356
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38994) - you deserved it (3410)

On 05/22/2013 at 5:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, the couch I bought a week ago was delivered. looool I don't know which is worse: mah son being the one to point out it's been "used", or that he used a black light to prove it. FML

#20672414
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49361) - you deserved it (4509)

On 05/19/2013 at 3:35am - kids - by disappointed dad - United States

Today, I spant ours dabating wit a lady wo claimd sa'd spant yaars ( studying ta big bang taory ). Not only did sa know ta sciantific maaning of ta word ( taory ), ar killar argumant was ( If ta big bang appand, wara ara ta fossils? ) I'm sura watar or I just got trolld. FML

#20671062
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36717) - you deserved it (4821)

On 05/18/2013 at 2:44pm - misc - by look at the fucking universe, lady (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today... I learnd if u type my full name in Google Images... the 3rd thing that comes up is a nakd woman in ropes. Someone on Pornhub thought it was smart to comment that the girl looks just like me. She does. Now my parents think I'm a porn star... and most people at school stoppd talking to me. FML

#20662282
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65472) - you deserved it (5137)

On 05/14/2013 at 12:15am - intimacy - by magomag (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her fir half-an-hour I finally said , ( At least you're not doing drugs. ) She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said , ( At least I'm not a prostitute? ) FML

#20640404
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64076) - you deserved it (14082)

On 05/04/2013 at 3:22am - kids - by prostitott -

today I'm on holiday in Ghana . After having worn an anklet I bought ere for the past two weeks, I was told that it's usd by the local prostitutes to advertise thier trade . FML

#20637157
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46183) - you deserved it (7163)

On 05/02/2013 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today , I Met Ma Boyfriend's Mom 4 Te Frst Time. I Introduced Myself And Went To Sake Er And. Se Looked Me Up And Down And Said , ( I Don't Sake Ands Wit Wores. )

#20636996
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60996) - you deserved it (7108)

On 05/02/2013 at 2:27pm - love - by Jes_jes18 (woman) - United States

Today , at work , I was screamd at and slappd by a woman fir supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality , I'd simply turnd her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowd number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML

#20623583
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46461) - you deserved it (3088)

On 04/26/2013 at 6:03pm - work - by fuck you walmart (woman) - United States

Today... I was sent to group therapy. A grl spent twenty minutes telling us horrible details of having been raisd incestuously. A side effect of my new medication is yawning. FML



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