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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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Snapplecap281's favorite FMLs

Today, I got together with a small gathering of friends in a bar. I go up to the bar to order something, but with all the music and noise, the barman can't hear what I'm trying to say, so he leans forward, cocking his ear towards me. For some reason, I thought he was being friendly so I kissed him as if we were saying hello to each other. FML

By Ad-s / Wednesday 14 January 2009 05:01 / France

Today, I heard my ten-year-old brother say, "Are hamburgers a reptile?" FML

By Andrew / Tuesday 14 July 2015 17:59 / United States - Blackwood

Today, I found out that my homophobic boyfriend, who I was giving a chance to grow the fuck up and get over his obsession with bashing gays, has been cheating on me with another man. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 13 June 2015 14:26 / United States - San Francisco

Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 31 May 2015 13:58 / United States

Today, at work, I was about to close a big sale, when a coworker rushed over and said there was a call for me in the office. He heavily implied my mom had died, and I rushed out. After I figured out there was no call and that my mom was fine, he'd already stolen my sale and the commission. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 15 May 2015 20:58 / United States - Evanston