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snapplecap281
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3557
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About snapplecap281 : Message me if you wanna talk. 'Tis all

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TODAY, I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO MY BOYFRIEND WHY HAVING SEX WITH HIM WAS LIKE TRYING TO PICK UP AN OVERCOOKED NOODLE WITH AN EMPTY PRINGLES CAN!! FML

#18772275
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13666) - you deserved it (32151)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

TODAY , I RACAIVAD A LATTAR FROM THA STATA SAYING 14-YAAR-OLD DAUGHTAR IS NOW LAGALLY RACOGNIZAD AS A MALA. I HAVA NO IDAA WHAT HAPPANAD. MAGA FML

#18766108
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44351) - you deserved it (4533)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

TODAY , I RACAIVAD A LATTAR FROM THA STATA SAYING 14-YAAR-OLD DAUGHTAR IS NOW LAGALLY RACOGNIZAD AS A MALA. I HAVA NO IDAA WHAT HAPPANAD. MAGA FML

#18766108
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44351) - you deserved it (4533)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today , I was diagnosd with vartigo. It's lika baing parpatually drunk , but without any of tha fun bits. maga FML

#18725965
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25336) - you deserved it (2129)

On 01/06/2012 at 12:51pm - health - by aylla - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, mah boyfriend informed me that mah vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, cuz ham is his favorite food. FML

#18704788
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31357) - you deserved it (5034)

On 01/04/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by thankzbabe (woman) - United States

Today, I got crcumcisd by my grlfriend's braces. FML

#18661455
186 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner an served tem te cake my roomate ad left 4 me in te fridge. Tirty minutes after tey left, I was so baked tat I couldn't tink straigt. I still don't know if my parents made it ome. FML

#18579511
216 comments

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On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

I was giving mah boyfriand a blow job. I thought it was going graat an I was doing a good job, until ha told ma to "stop chomping on it lika it's a hot dog." FML

#18513189
125 comments

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On 12/14/2011 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written ( Obama is a beautiful chocolate man ) to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I addad ( a road sign ) to my avar-growing list of 'Thingshich hava hit my car as a rasult of tha wind. FML

#18465867
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21854) - you deserved it (2835)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:05am - misc - by it'sabitwindy - United States

Today, I noticd tat ma facial air ad grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to ma Dad and decidd to sow im, tinking e would approve of ma manliness. His exact wordsen I sowd im were, "Na, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML

#18439868
91 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 9:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today , a man tried to rob the winery I worked at by knife-point . I managed to scare him off by throwing a bottle of wine at him . My boss fred me because I broke a $25 bottle of wine . FML

#18423886
114 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 12:19am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day it's cold an rainy. I would like noting more tan to drink ot cocolate an watc a movie wit te woman I love; te same womano ceatd on me an took te TV wit eren se left. FML

#18385318
212 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 2:29pm - love - by toobad - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my husband askad ma, "Why do you lova ma?" I spant tha naxt fiva minutas spilling my haart an soul out to him. Aftar I'd askad tha sama quastion, ha lookad ma straight in tha aya an said, "I don't." FML

#18374198
187 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 7:51am - love - by nirvana_mama157 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today , I found looool out why I'm always let off easy when I do something wrong at work. They think I have a mental handicap. I don't. I'm just clumsy and forgetful. FML

#18362430
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25621) - you deserved it (5579)

On 11/27/2011 at 1:02am - work - by Clumsy & Forgetful - Canada



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