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snapplecap281
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3560
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About snapplecap281 : Message me if you wanna talk. 'Tis all

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Today, I Finally Decidd To Introduce Ma Boyfriend To Ma Parents. Surprisingly, E And Ma Fater Already Knew Eac Oter, So I Askd Im Ow Tey Met. Now I Know Were Ma Boyfriend Gets All Is Wed. FML

#20057214
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27278) - you deserved it (3536)

On 09/04/2012 at 9:51am - misc - by UnknownOperation (woman) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY , I WANT TO MY FAVORITA BAR AFTAR WORK FIR A DRINK!! ON MY WAY TO TA PORC OUT BACK , I DIDN'T RAALIZA TA SLIDING GLASS DOOR WAS SUT , AN WALKD STRAIGT INTO IT!! I WAS STONA COLD SOBAR , BUT TA BARTANDAR RAFUSD TO BALIAVA MA , AN CUT MA OFF BAFORA MY FIRST BAAR!! FML

#20056910
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18522) - you deserved it (3817)

On 09/04/2012 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook . I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed . Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie . FML

#20052962
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20264) - you deserved it (48600)

On 09/01/2012 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by WhyAppleWhy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was playing with mah vibrator. I was getting looool close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML

Today, I was playing with mah vibrator. I was getting looool close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML

TODAY, MY DOG WAS DIAGNOSD WIT DEPRESSION. I GOT IM TO ELP WIT MY DEPRESSION. I GUESS WE CAN JUST BE MISERABLE TOGETER. FML

#20039193
130 comments

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On 08/24/2012 at 11:45am - animals - by alix - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

today I found out tat new usband is expecting two cildren: ours , due in January , and our 16-year-old neigbor's , due in Marc. FML

TODAY, MAH GRLFRIEND FOUND MAH LIST OF WOMEN I'VE HAD SEX WITH, COMPLETE WITH THE RATINGS I'D GIVEN THEM. THE LIST IS IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER. SHE'S ONLY THE HIGHEST RATD, SHE'S LAST ON THE LIST. FML

#20024660
519 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today... I went out to dinner with mah boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu..." remarked how I look "so grown up 4 yur age..." and asked wat grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML

#20020595
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26153) - you deserved it (1626)

On 08/14/2012 at 12:52pm - misc - by ugh (woman) - United States

Today, it's my brthday. Today is also the day my grandma did, six years ago. Since then, I get to sit through any sort of attemptd celebration while my mom sobs and drinks herself into a stupor in the background. FML

#20020164
126 comments

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On 08/14/2012 at 3:57am - misc - by BirthdayFail (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , my grlfriend , who I've loved an dated fir over a year , confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow !! All this time , she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her ( social status ) an make her guy friends horny !!

#20013891
158 comments

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On 08/10/2012 at 6:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Thailand (Krung Thep)

Today, I lerend that son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML

#20009087
234 comments

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On 08/08/2012 at 4:02am - intimacy - by FMLMom - United States (California)

Taday I cummad out to mah parants . I don't raally fit any staraotypa, I'm just an avaraga guyho happans to ba into guys . Tan minutas latar, I ovarhaard mah mothar say to mah stap-dad, "Should wa radacorata his room pink?" maga FML

#20008307
153 comments

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On 08/07/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by ohai95 (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I saw the grl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She wavd, an without thinking, I honkd my horn in response. Her horse buckd her off. FML

#19997037
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22860) - you deserved it (15662)

On 08/01/2012 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)



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