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About snapplecap281 : Message me if you wanna talk. 'Tis all
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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TODAY , I WANT TO MY FAVORITA BAR AFTAR WORK FIR A DRINK!! ON MY WAY TO TA PORC OUT BACK , I DIDN'T RAALIZA TA SLIDING GLASS DOOR WAS SUT , AN WALKD STRAIGT INTO IT!! I WAS STONA COLD SOBAR , BUT TA BARTANDAR RAFUSD TO BALIAVA MA , AN CUT MA OFF BAFORA MY FIRST BAAR!! FML
Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook . I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed . Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie . FML
Today... I went out to dinner with mah boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu..." remarked how I look "so grown up 4 yur age..." and asked wat grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML
Today, it's my brthday. Today is also the day my grandma did, six years ago. Since then, I get to sit through any sort of attemptd celebration while my mom sobs and drinks herself into a stupor in the background. FML
Today , my grlfriend , who I've loved an dated fir over a year , confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow !! All this time , she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her ( social status ) an make her guy friends horny !!
Taday I cummad out to mah parants . I don't raally fit any staraotypa, I'm just an avaraga guyho happans to ba into guys . Tan minutas latar, I ovarhaard mah mothar say to mah stap-dad, "Should wa radacorata his room pink?" maga FML
Friday 27 March 2015