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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 160
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML

#21200680
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50987) - you deserved it (7670)

On 07/06/2014 at 3:28pm - love - by oh shit (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I became the town racist for saying "black" instead of "African-American". I'm black. FML

#21179835
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54351) - you deserved it (5055)

On 06/18/2014 at 9:14pm - misc - by guest - United States (California)



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