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Today, I was flying home to Milwaukee after a weekend in South Carolina. When I got to the airport, my reservation didn't match up with any flights. Turns out Expedia booked me on a flight that doen't exist. I spent ten hours waiting in the airport for a two hour flight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36553) - you deserved it (2673)

On 06/17/2009 at 12:02am - misc - by lojo (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (99750) - you deserved it (4330)

On 03/02/2009 at 8:38am - work - by fittingroompotty (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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